Living With Difficult Women [Tuesday, Period 5]

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"The semester is almost over, and we've spent most of it learning what I know from my own experience with difficult women would turn out to be useful to you one day. But we all come from different worlds with different expectations and cultures and so on, so I would be a poor instructor if I didn't take that into account for this course." Max quirked an eyebrow at his students, as if daring any of them to suggest he was a poor instructor.

"And since all of you are quite bright, I figure the best way to do this is to simply let each of you have five minutes."

"I've worked up an order," well, he was actually just going to point at people at random until everyone had gotten pointed at, but whatever, "so when I call your name, come up to the front of the classroom and teach us something about difficult women that we haven't covered yet. In order to make sure we get done in time, let's go ahead and get started. I wouldn't want anyone to get short-changed on their five minutes, after all."

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Like you've just been told to give a five minute speech with no time to prep

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Francine Peters *satisfies own OCD by eliminating simulping*

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Lectures

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Feel free to be as handwavey as you want here. Or as detailed! Whatever makes you happy. And feel free to react to peoples' lectures, too!

Re: Lectures

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Jack babbled and rambled on for about five minutes, give or take. It seemed to mostly be a rant against blondes for some reason. Go figure. It was the kind of speech that would normally end with the speaker getting kicked in the shin.

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And tell him what an awesome guy he is.

OOC

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I think there is an inverse correlation between the length of the classes I write and the pressure to finish my thesis. Who'da thunk?