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fandomhigh2005-10-20 08:42 am
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Ash's Art Appreciations, Studio Session #9
::Ash sits, drumming his fingers on his desk, looking a bit agitated::
::He has set out a few large boxes of donuts, and there is a Mr. Coffee perkolating next to a stack of those lovely non-biodegrable styrofoam cups::
::There is, on another table, about one million popsicle sticks, glue, brushes, and a few bottles of various colors of paint::
::The board is heavily written on today::
"I was not in class the past three days. I am not responsible for what JackAss-Ash did. You will not hold it against me. You will accept the donuts and coffee as my bribe to just forget the whole thing. You will not ask why I have an evil twin. You will not ask what a guy does to keep himself occupied while tied up underneath a bed for three days. You will also note that I look better naked than my evil twin."
::He then realizes he hasn't written an assignment, and adds a few words::
"Make something out of the popsicle sticks. A log cabin, a smiley face, a large pointy weapon which I could use to go stab JackAss-Ash repeatedly, anything. Go Wild. Have fun. Don't hate me."
::He then snags a donut for himself, and chew thoughtfully::
::He has set out a few large boxes of donuts, and there is a Mr. Coffee perkolating next to a stack of those lovely non-biodegrable styrofoam cups::
::There is, on another table, about one million popsicle sticks, glue, brushes, and a few bottles of various colors of paint::
::The board is heavily written on today::
"I was not in class the past three days. I am not responsible for what JackAss-Ash did. You will not hold it against me. You will accept the donuts and coffee as my bribe to just forget the whole thing. You will not ask why I have an evil twin. You will not ask what a guy does to keep himself occupied while tied up underneath a bed for three days. You will also note that I look better naked than my evil twin."
::He then realizes he hasn't written an assignment, and adds a few words::
"Make something out of the popsicle sticks. A log cabin, a smiley face, a large pointy weapon which I could use to go stab JackAss-Ash repeatedly, anything. Go Wild. Have fun. Don't hate me."
::He then snags a donut for himself, and chew thoughtfully::
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In the end, he had a much smaller model (http://www2.rgzm.de/Navis/Musea/Mainz/Caudicaria.jpg), which he manned with a popicle stick pirate. Wearing an eyepatch, of course.