Ash's Art Appreciations, Studio Session #9

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::Ash sits, drumming his fingers on his desk, looking a bit agitated::

::He has set out a few large boxes of donuts, and there is a Mr. Coffee perkolating next to a stack of those lovely non-biodegrable styrofoam cups::

::There is, on another table, about one million popsicle sticks, glue, brushes, and a few bottles of various colors of paint::

::The board is heavily written on today::

"I was not in class the past three days. I am not responsible for what JackAss-Ash did. You will not hold it against me. You will accept the donuts and coffee as my bribe to just forget the whole thing. You will not ask why I have an evil twin. You will not ask what a guy does to keep himself occupied while tied up underneath a bed for three days. You will also note that I look better naked than my evil twin."

::He then realizes he hasn't written an assignment, and adds a few words::

"Make something out of the popsicle sticks. A log cabin, a smiley face, a large pointy weapon which I could use to go stab JackAss-Ash repeatedly, anything. Go Wild. Have fun. Don't hate me."

::He then snags a donut for himself, and chew thoughtfully::

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[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*is not coming into class until Ash can guarantee that there will be no more Bad Ash, offers of posing, or mention of her thighs*

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Lisa comes into class and hides in the back, coughs, and starts building a little stick house (http://familyfun.go.com/Resources/Features/Activities/famf97project_pops01.jpg) before she starts staring off into space, waiting for class to end.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Coming in after hearing Professor Jerusalem's annoucement (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomhigh/246977.html), Callisto sits near the door and eyes Ash warily as she works.

She builds a working scale model of a trebuchet (http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/2066/ls0121388hs.jpg).

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

Barbossa, inspired by the story of the guy who made a navigatable boat entirely out of popsicle sticks (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4157182.stm) had big plans for this particular class project.

In the end, he had a much smaller model (http://www2.rgzm.de/Navis/Musea/Mainz/Caudicaria.jpg), which he manned with a popicle stick pirate. Wearing an eyepatch, of course.