Horror 101, Monday

[chosehumanity]

"I think you've all had your fair share of horror last week," Mitchell announced, "But I'm fairly sure half your teachers are going to give you movie classes now, so I thought I'd try and get creative."

Fear, class. Fear.

"That's why we've gathered in the Danger Shop today," he continued. "I thought it would be nice for some hands-on practice. See, we've got all of these fears we're working on and working with, but many of them, as I've said, come down to what we fear in ourselves."

A pause.

"These things tend to start in childhood," he said, "And work their way up. So today, we are going to be regressing."

He opened the door behind him and revealed--

"Today, you're going to Eurodisney!" A pause. "I'll be expecting at least two of you to get into a fight," he said, solemnly. "If you do, use something padded."

A beat, in case they thought he'd completely lost it-- "If you need me this week, I'll be spending most of it in Bristol. So use the phone."

And that would appear to be it.

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Re: Talk to Mitchell

[bitten_notshy]

"But by the time I'm 40, it'll all be over?" Jack checked. "Thanks. I'll go cry myself to sleep now."

Re: Talk to Mitchell

[chosehumanity]

"Depends on how quickly that baby fat of yours burns through," Mitchell said, grinning. "Although who knows - wrinkles might be a bit of a renaissance."

Re: Talk to Mitchell

[bitten_notshy]

"I'll look learned," Jack decided with a tiny pout. "Possibly even seasoned."