Horror 101, Monday

[chosehumanity]

"I think you've all had your fair share of horror last week," Mitchell announced, "But I'm fairly sure half your teachers are going to give you movie classes now, so I thought I'd try and get creative."

Fear, class. Fear.

"That's why we've gathered in the Danger Shop today," he continued. "I thought it would be nice for some hands-on practice. See, we've got all of these fears we're working on and working with, but many of them, as I've said, come down to what we fear in ourselves."

A pause.

"These things tend to start in childhood," he said, "And work their way up. So today, we are going to be regressing."

He opened the door behind him and revealed--

"Today, you're going to Eurodisney!" A pause. "I'll be expecting at least two of you to get into a fight," he said, solemnly. "If you do, use something padded."

A beat, in case they thought he'd completely lost it-- "If you need me this week, I'll be spending most of it in Bristol. So use the phone."

And that would appear to be it.

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Re: Talk to Mitchell

[chosehumanity]

Mitchell nodded. "Fair enough," he decided. "I'm grabbing a portal sometime tomorrow, so I won't be in."

Re: Talk to Mitchell

[vanillajello]

"But what will I do with my Wednesday without your office hours?" Kate wondered, smirking and picking up some more cotton candy to put in her mouth.

Re: Talk to Mitchell

[chosehumanity]

"You could try weeping," he suggested.

Re: Talk to Mitchell

[vanillajello]

"I thought something more along the lines of breaking into your office and hanging out there anyway."

Re: Talk to Mitchell

[chosehumanity]

Mitchell glanced up. "Don't even think about it," he warned.

Re: Talk to Mitchell

[vanillajello]

"I already thought about it," she had to point out, snickering. "I'm very attached to my routines!"

She wasn't even there every Wednesday.

Re: Talk to Mitchell

[chosehumanity]

"I'll put in some tripwire," he warned. "You'll have to earn those MI5 points."

Re: Talk to Mitchell

[vanillajello]

"I'd rather have debt collector CIA points, thanks. And what exactly do you keep in there that you so desperately want to keep me away from?"