Jono Starsmore (
furnaceface) wrote in
fandomhigh2010-03-14 09:50 am
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Library [03.14]
//I don't. Eat. Pie.//
Jono was having a bit of a difficult time of things, today at the library. A small army of amusingly dressed rodents seemed to have accosted the entire contents of the cookbook section, and had constructed a wee rat-sized pirate ship out of those books. All of them seemed to hold a common theme, in that they all seemed to be flipped open to pie recipes.
The rat that he could only assume was the captain was pointing demandingly at a picture of a particularly attractive bumbleberry pie, and was waving his wee cutlass at Jonothon threateningly.
//And even if I did, I certainly wouldn't bake any for yer.//
It was moments like this that he seriously found himself wishing he could just direct any and all annoyances on through the door into Special Collections.
[Open!]
Jono was having a bit of a difficult time of things, today at the library. A small army of amusingly dressed rodents seemed to have accosted the entire contents of the cookbook section, and had constructed a wee rat-sized pirate ship out of those books. All of them seemed to hold a common theme, in that they all seemed to be flipped open to pie recipes.
The rat that he could only assume was the captain was pointing demandingly at a picture of a particularly attractive bumbleberry pie, and was waving his wee cutlass at Jonothon threateningly.
//And even if I did, I certainly wouldn't bake any for yer.//
It was moments like this that he seriously found himself wishing he could just direct any and all annoyances on through the door into Special Collections.
[Open!]

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Those had to exist, right?
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And then a little more carefully.
And then finally, he quirked an eyebrow at Ben and asked, //Johnny Cash?//
Hey, it was the only man in black that he knew about.
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Maybe Johnny Cash could too.
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//That one with th'princess, then? Who's his bride?//
Not quite the same as Johnny Cash. But at least there was that Spanish fellow with the catchy motto.
[And bed for me! SP is love?]
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[We love slowplay like pi.]
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For Jono, that was about as good as it got, unfortunately. Even if the pi-rats disapproved of him not loving anything with so many Dread Pirate references in it.
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"We'll pick a date when Tahiri gets back," Ben replied. "Which will be...some time."