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fandomhigh2010-03-10 01:18 pm
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DADA for Muggles [Wednesday, March 10]
Sirius had remembered to wear gloves this time in his quest, so a very unbitten and quite smug teacher was standing before them with a smile on his face and a gremlin in a cage.
"I'm certain some of you have already recognized this," he began, "but for those of you who are unobservant, this is a Fandom gremlin, not to be mistaken for the gremlins that tried to kill us some time back."
"Many of you have had experience with these delightful little creatures," Remus continued, patting the cage with his own gloved hand and smiling smugly at Sirius. "While they're not exactly dark creatures so much as vermin, they're certainly annoying, aren't they?"
"Very," Sirius said with some venom. "Where they find the costumes for you to wear is a mystery for the ages, so don't try to figure that out. Today's assignment is for you to sketch out a picture of the gremlin--wear gloves as you approach if you don't feel like getting bit and looking like an idiot in front of your classmates for the period--and to list three gremlin bite transformations you have either heard of, experienced personally, or hope happen to someone you don't care for."
"I'm certain some of you have already recognized this," he began, "but for those of you who are unobservant, this is a Fandom gremlin, not to be mistaken for the gremlins that tried to kill us some time back."
"Many of you have had experience with these delightful little creatures," Remus continued, patting the cage with his own gloved hand and smiling smugly at Sirius. "While they're not exactly dark creatures so much as vermin, they're certainly annoying, aren't they?"
"Very," Sirius said with some venom. "Where they find the costumes for you to wear is a mystery for the ages, so don't try to figure that out. Today's assignment is for you to sketch out a picture of the gremlin--wear gloves as you approach if you don't feel like getting bit and looking like an idiot in front of your classmates for the period--and to list three gremlin bite transformations you have either heard of, experienced personally, or hope happen to someone you don't care for."
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