Modeling for Dummies, Thursday 3/4/10

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"Oh, that week off didn't last long enough, kids," Deadpool informed them, taking a nice, healthy sip of his completely PG coffee that wasn't Irished up in the slightest.

Really.

"So! In show business, which there is no business like, they say never work with kids or animals. Which means ya'll need to take pictures with kids and animals for my amusement and for real life experience in the matter blah blah blah. We all know this class is for funsies. Unless our T.A. is harboring dreams of making it big as the next Ashton Kutcher. In which case... dream big. Dream big."

And ignore the weird meta. Please?

"Get to posing with them!"

Comments

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

The mutant savior of the world also enjoyed watching Dora, so...

"You are such a mom," Wade informed him kindly.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

"Big words from the man teaching a modeling class..." Nate said, lifting up Jan onto his shoulder now that he could. "It's that the school has video."

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Uh huh. Suuuure."

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

"And what was this class supposed to accomplish?"

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Wade stared for a moment. "I'm sorry, have you not seen my usual classes?"

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

"I have," Nate said, eyeballing the pony. "I'm just curious." Considering that he'd lended his wee saviour o' the world to the whole thing.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"It's so they have real world experience with other things to take pictures with."

A beat.

"The pony was for funsies."

Re: Talk to the Teacher

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There was a long pause of consideration.

Then, "We're not getting a pony."

He was just establishing that in case Wade got any ideas.

"Where did you get it...?"

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Rented it." From the mainland. "Did you know you need a valid license to get one?"

Re: Talk to the Teacher

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Nate paused, moving mainly to keep Jan from climbing up on his metal arm. "I knew that," he said, "Well, theoretically, it's the case."

Not that Nate had ever kept to that whenever he needed a horse.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"...did you look into a pony for her birthday or something?"

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

"No," Nate said, "But sometimes the roads aren't safe for normal transportation." So he'd stolen a horse. In their line of work, that was hardly unusual.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Whoa whoa whoa." A beat. "Whoa. You found a horse that wouldn't collapse under your tiny-ankled weight?"

Re: Talk to the Teacher

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"It had sturdy feet," Nate deadpanned, pulling Jan out of his hair.