Tyler Durden (
tyler_gone) wrote in
fandomhigh2010-03-01 06:56 am
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Build Your Own Philosophy, Period 2, 3/1/10
Can it be that a white horse is not a horse?
Tyler still looked like crap as the students filed in today. Red nose, wastebasket full of snotty tissues at his side, the whole bit.
"Hi," he said wanly. "Hope you aren't all still hung over from the Bahamas. Your midterm is due today, so I assume you're all ready to hand in your papers and talk about one of the philosophers discussed in class. If you aren't, make something up fast."
"If you want to grade grub, the extra credit question is to analyze when a white horse is not a white horse." He looked into the scrum of students. "You," he said. "Present your paper first."
Tyler still looked like crap as the students filed in today. Red nose, wastebasket full of snotty tissues at his side, the whole bit.
"Hi," he said wanly. "Hope you aren't all still hung over from the Bahamas. Your midterm is due today, so I assume you're all ready to hand in your papers and talk about one of the philosophers discussed in class. If you aren't, make something up fast."
"If you want to grade grub, the extra credit question is to analyze when a white horse is not a white horse." He looked into the scrum of students. "You," he said. "Present your paper first."

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"Professor Durden?" she said, approaching him after class. "I can see that you are ill. I can heal you if you wish."
Yes, Raven could cure the common cold.
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"You cure colds?" He didn't sound like he didn't want to do it, more surprised anyone gave a crap.
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He shrugged. "You can if you want to. But I've been through worse."
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"I mean no disrespect, but you do look miserable, Professor Durden," Raven said. "And it is certainly no bother for me to heal you."
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he didn't need his students to pick up on his other self. (Give him a second, and he might be able to figure out what this student could do about that other self. Not that he'd let her.)
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