Modeling for Dummies, Thursday 2/4/10

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

So, Deadpool had plans for class today. Plans that involved trying to make them do a photoshoot underwater, but not looking stressed or like they're drowning. And could they just stop with all the bubbles?

Jeeze.

But, instead, everyone was in for a surprise, it seemed as someone wandered into the classroom to get people to make it work before Deadpool could even start to mock anyone.

"Well hello, designers! I must say I am pleased as punch to be able to join Heidi today to mentor a new breed of fashion designers. Today we're going to see what you can do with recyclable materials. Namely all this hoodie sweatshirts that I found abandoned in the room I woke up in this morning. Now you have one hour and zero dollars to make this fashion work for none other than fashion icon Katy Perry! Isn't that exciting?"

Deadpool had to stare for a moment, before just going along with it. Because it was awesome. "You heard the man, people. This isn't like my homeland in Germany where people can't even afford such nice sweatshirts." Yeah, just go with it. "And, for the love of god, I seem to be preggers again. Damn you, Seal. Damn you!"

"Well come on designers! Time's a wasting! Let's make it work!"

Comments

Re: Get to Work

[ashockingbitch]

"It's a sort of...postapocalyptic I painted my bathroom in this shirt workaday chic," Jenny said, pulling words out of thin air. She'd answer to Irina, sure. She'd been called weirder.

Re: Get to Work

[bigbadgunn.livejournal.com]

Tim listened carefully to the words coming from Irina/Jenny and just nodded.

True it sounded like complete nonsense but what did he know? He was just Tim Gunn.

"I see. And do you think you can finish this in the time allotted?"

Re: Get to Work

[ashockingbitch]

"Sure," Jenny said. She had no idea what the time allotted was, but she figured that if she hadn't slacked off and quit working on this thing when it was called, she'd just quit then and not care.