fandomhigh | Modeling for Dummies, Thursday 2/4/10

So, Deadpool had plans for class today. Plans that involved trying to make them do a photoshoot underwater, but not looking stressed or like they're drowning. And could they just stop with all the bubbles?

Jeeze.

But, instead, everyone was in for a surprise, it seemed as someone wandered into the classroom to get people to make it work before Deadpool could even start to mock anyone.

"Well hello, designers! I must say I am pleased as punch to be able to join Heidi today to mentor a new breed of fashion designers. Today we're going to see what you can do with recyclable materials. Namely all this hoodie sweatshirts that I found abandoned in the room I woke up in this morning. Now you have one hour and zero dollars to make this fashion work for none other than fashion icon Katy Perry! Isn't that exciting?"

Deadpool had to stare for a moment, before just going along with it. Because it was awesome. "You heard the man, people. This isn't like my homeland in Germany where people can't even afford such nice sweatshirts." Yeah, just go with it. "And, for the love of god, I seem to be preggers again. Damn you, Seal. Damn you!"

"Well come on designers! Time's a wasting! Let's make it work!"

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Ewwwww, sweatshirts were gross.

"Can't I just light it on fire and make something with decent material?"

"Well, unfortunately you are limited to the materials at hand," Tim said with a good deal of sympathy. "And I don't think fashion icon Katy Perry would prefer the 'charred' look."

"I wouldn't exactly call Katy Perry a fashion icon," Chuck mumbled. The fact she was willing to wear stuff made out of sweatshirts was an indicator that she had no taste.

"Yes, well she's certainly made an impact on the fashion world," Tim chuckled. "As most flashy people are. "Tell me Mychael... what are your plans for this?"

Chuck wasn't really sure where the Mychael thing came from but he figured that so long as he wasn't being invited out to Red Lobster like Hannibal was, he'd be able to deal with it.

"They're kind of big sweatshirts," Chuck noticed. "I guess I could make it a mini dress."

Katy Perry seemed to have the same allergy to pants that Lady Gaga did.

"Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm," Tim replied. "Any particular use of color? Something to accentuate the bust line, as you know she favors that style?"

"Whomever you jacked these clothes from really doesn't believe in variety when it comes to color." Well we all couldn't wear pink like you, Chuck. "I guess I'll go with red and cut the neckline to expose more skin."

The hems on it would be terrible because Chuck really kind of sucked when it came to sewing.

"Well if you get stuck, there's plenty of accessories over on the Bluefly.com wall."

Tim then gestured to a wall that was completely blank.

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