fandomhigh | Modeling for Dummies, Thursday 2/4/10

So, Deadpool had plans for class today. Plans that involved trying to make them do a photoshoot underwater, but not looking stressed or like they're drowning. And could they just stop with all the bubbles?

Jeeze.

But, instead, everyone was in for a surprise, it seemed as someone wandered into the classroom to get people to make it work before Deadpool could even start to mock anyone.

"Well hello, designers! I must say I am pleased as punch to be able to join Heidi today to mentor a new breed of fashion designers. Today we're going to see what you can do with recyclable materials. Namely all this hoodie sweatshirts that I found abandoned in the room I woke up in this morning. Now you have one hour and zero dollars to make this fashion work for none other than fashion icon Katy Perry! Isn't that exciting?"

Deadpool had to stare for a moment, before just going along with it. Because it was awesome. "You heard the man, people. This isn't like my homeland in Germany where people can't even afford such nice sweatshirts." Yeah, just go with it. "And, for the love of god, I seem to be preggers again. Damn you, Seal. Damn you!"

"Well come on designers! Time's a wasting! Let's make it work!"

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Tim raised an eyebrow at Katchoo/Chloe. "Do you find this challenge particularly stressful? You don't seem like your usual calm and charming self," he asked looking concerned.

"YOU WANT STRESSFUL, PAL, I'LL GIVE YOU STRESSFUL," Katchoo burst out, brandishing the paint marker. "BELIEVE ME, YOU HAVE NOT SEEN ME STRESSED OUT YET."

Oh my! An outburst! This might make the teaser for the show and then have multiple interviews with all the other designers on how Chloe/Katchoo freaked out during a challenge.

"Perhaps you need a moment," Tim said soothingly. "If you want you can contact a loved one with the use of a cell phone provided by our friends at Verizon."

Oooooh, was that a muscle in Katchoo's jaw twitching? "Oh, I'll provide your friends at Verizon with something where the sun don't shine if you don't quit breathing down my neck."

Ooooooo. Her attitude was so going to be addressed by the judges when the time came.

"Very well then, I'll let you be," Tim said in his serious and yet understanding tone. "Make it work!"

If there were really judges, Katchoo would have a few choice things to say about them too.

. . . kind of a shame she wouldn't get the chance, huh?

"Yeah, yeah." You were so lucky this paint marker was blunt-tipped, Gunn. "I'm workin' here, geez. Go product-place at someone else."

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