fandomhigh | Modeling for Dummies, Thursday 2/4/10

So, Deadpool had plans for class today. Plans that involved trying to make them do a photoshoot underwater, but not looking stressed or like they're drowning. And could they just stop with all the bubbles?

Jeeze.

But, instead, everyone was in for a surprise, it seemed as someone wandered into the classroom to get people to make it work before Deadpool could even start to mock anyone.

"Well hello, designers! I must say I am pleased as punch to be able to join Heidi today to mentor a new breed of fashion designers. Today we're going to see what you can do with recyclable materials. Namely all this hoodie sweatshirts that I found abandoned in the room I woke up in this morning. Now you have one hour and zero dollars to make this fashion work for none other than fashion icon Katy Perry! Isn't that exciting?"

Deadpool had to stare for a moment, before just going along with it. Because it was awesome. "You heard the man, people. This isn't like my homeland in Germany where people can't even afford such nice sweatshirts." Yeah, just go with it. "And, for the love of god, I seem to be preggers again. Damn you, Seal. Damn you!"

"Well come on designers! Time's a wasting! Let's make it work!"

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"...all right." Seriously, Hannibal had no freaking clue. "How should I put the glitter on there then?"

"Oh, Andre," Tim said shaking his head in amusement. "My job is to act as mentor and provide my critical eye for you assistance. It's up to you to put forward your most creative vision."

Still with the Andre. At least it was a little better than Hannibal. "So, you're gonna advise me to not throw glitter but you're not gonna help? That's kind of a rip, isn't it?"

"Andre, you know it outside of the rules for designers to accept help assistance," Tim said wagging a finger at Andre.

Yes. Andre.

Andre. Andre. Annnnnnnnnnnnnndre.

Tim loved saying "Andre."

"If you need a refresher on the rule of Project Runway, perhaps we can meet later to go over them at the local Red Lobster."

"Are you asking me out?" Hannibal asked, raising an eyebrow. "Wouldn't that be outside the rules of...Project Whatever?"

"Oh dear, no," Tim said with a chuckle. "I'm merely acting as your guide and mentor through the process. Now when you are finished with your outfit, make sure to make full use of the accessories on the Bluefly.com wall."

Tim then gestured at the wall. Which had nothing there.

"Right." Hannibal shook his head. "You are going to hate yourself when you snap out of this, whoever you are."

"Oh this isn't about me," Tim said waving his hand dismissively. "This is about you and your work. Very well then. Carry on!"

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