Modeling for Dummies, Thursday 2/4/10

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

So, Deadpool had plans for class today. Plans that involved trying to make them do a photoshoot underwater, but not looking stressed or like they're drowning. And could they just stop with all the bubbles?

Jeeze.

But, instead, everyone was in for a surprise, it seemed as someone wandered into the classroom to get people to make it work before Deadpool could even start to mock anyone.

"Well hello, designers! I must say I am pleased as punch to be able to join Heidi today to mentor a new breed of fashion designers. Today we're going to see what you can do with recyclable materials. Namely all this hoodie sweatshirts that I found abandoned in the room I woke up in this morning. Now you have one hour and zero dollars to make this fashion work for none other than fashion icon Katy Perry! Isn't that exciting?"

Deadpool had to stare for a moment, before just going along with it. Because it was awesome. "You heard the man, people. This isn't like my homeland in Germany where people can't even afford such nice sweatshirts." Yeah, just go with it. "And, for the love of god, I seem to be preggers again. Damn you, Seal. Damn you!"

"Well come on designers! Time's a wasting! Let's make it work!"

Comments

Re: Get to Work

[bigbadgunn.livejournal.com]

"Oh my Christian," Tim said approaching Emmett. "Sequins? Aren't you afraid that Fashion Icon Michael Kors will call it costumey?"

Re: Get to Work

[mississippiqueen]

"When is Katy Perry not costumey?" Emmett pointed out. He had to admit he was impressed by the dude's Tim Gunn impression. Unless he was always like that, in which case he was impressed by the dude period. "Anyway, it's not just sequins." He picked up a little ruffled flower made of ripped up fleece. "This is going on the hood so she can still keep that trademark flower-in-the-hair thing going."

Re: Get to Work

[bigbadgunn.livejournal.com]

"Ah!" Tim said looking impressed. "I'm glad to hear that. Excellent. Excellent. Now what are you doing for her bosums?"

Re: Get to Work

[mississippiqueen]

"Something besides serving them up on a platter?" AKA he hadn't decided yet.

Re: Get to Work

[bigbadgunn.livejournal.com]

"Well that would be certainly a look she hasn't done yet," Tim said wryly. "Well not exactly anyway."