fandomhigh | Modeling for Dummies, Thursday 2/4/10

So, Deadpool had plans for class today. Plans that involved trying to make them do a photoshoot underwater, but not looking stressed or like they're drowning. And could they just stop with all the bubbles?

Jeeze.

But, instead, everyone was in for a surprise, it seemed as someone wandered into the classroom to get people to make it work before Deadpool could even start to mock anyone.

"Well hello, designers! I must say I am pleased as punch to be able to join Heidi today to mentor a new breed of fashion designers. Today we're going to see what you can do with recyclable materials. Namely all this hoodie sweatshirts that I found abandoned in the room I woke up in this morning. Now you have one hour and zero dollars to make this fashion work for none other than fashion icon Katy Perry! Isn't that exciting?"

Deadpool had to stare for a moment, before just going along with it. Because it was awesome. "You heard the man, people. This isn't like my homeland in Germany where people can't even afford such nice sweatshirts." Yeah, just go with it. "And, for the love of god, I seem to be preggers again. Damn you, Seal. Damn you!"

"Well come on designers! Time's a wasting! Let's make it work!"

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Hayley had taken some home ec classes back at St. Agnes. So she could sew, if she kept her mind on it.

Keeping her mind on it, however, was a tricky task for her, especially after the damage all those Nicotics had done to her synapses. But she was was taking her time, deciding a nice red-and-black pattern by cutting up and combining two of the hoodies was a good idea.

Hey, she liked red and black.

Also, she had no idea who Katy Perry was. Lord help her if anyone told her, she might end up humming that 'I Kissed a Girl' song for over a week.

"Hello Jay," Tim said coming over to Hayley's work area. "Tell me what you have going on here."

"Oh, well," Hayley said, grinning over at him. "I figured, a sort of... alternating pattern. Red and black. Maybe add some decorations like diamonds and hearts. Like card symbols, you know?"

She worked with what she knew. "Maybe add some jingling bells on the hood strings."

There was frowning. It was a patented Tim Gunn frown. And it wasn't because Andre had rebuffed Tim's offer to eat at Red Lobster.

"I'm concerned," Tim said shaking his head. "It sounds more like a cat toy than an outfit for fashion icon slash singing sensation Katy Perry."

"What's wrong with cat toys?" Hayley said. "A little noise never hurt anyone, right?"

"This is for fashion icon slash singing sensation Katy Perry," Gunn said looking over his glasses to look at the designer. "And to possibly be sold on Bluefly.com. Not at the local Petco."

"...I don't know who that is," Hayley admitted. "Maybe she likes cat toys?"

She was stretching here, she knew it. "Or... likes cats?"

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