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Business 102: Friday, Period 3, Class 1
As his students wandered in, Jim possibly started to have second thoughts about this class topic. Sure, office work was horrible. But there really was a lot to be learned and experienced from working in a business. Maybe, just maybe, he should rethink things and give a different view of the business world.
But that would require coming up with a new syllabus, so Jim just went ahead with the class he had planned.
"Good morning and welcome to Business 102. I'm Mr Halpert, but a couple of you already knew that. What you probably didn't know is that before I came to Fandom, I was one of the top salesmen for a mid-sized paper supply company based in northeast region of the US. I was actually just about to transfer from the Scranton, Pennsylvania branch to the Stamford, Connecticut branch with a promotion to Assistant Regional Manager before I remembered that I really didn't want to turn a job at that company into a career. And taking a promotion is a convenient way to do just that."
"The basic point is that I really didn't like working there, but I did it for years thanks to a combination of doing as little work as possible, getting other people to help me not do work, being good enough at my job to not get fired, and having the least productive boss in the world. And except for that last one that you just need to get lucky with, I'm here to teach you all of that to help you survive at a crappy, crappy office job that you might end up having."
"So, let's start by doing introductions just like you've done every other day this week. And while you're telling everyone your name and class, go ahead and also tell us what career you think you'll have after school."
"Oh, and don't mind the camera guy. It's his job to film me working."
But that would require coming up with a new syllabus, so Jim just went ahead with the class he had planned.
"Good morning and welcome to Business 102. I'm Mr Halpert, but a couple of you already knew that. What you probably didn't know is that before I came to Fandom, I was one of the top salesmen for a mid-sized paper supply company based in northeast region of the US. I was actually just about to transfer from the Scranton, Pennsylvania branch to the Stamford, Connecticut branch with a promotion to Assistant Regional Manager before I remembered that I really didn't want to turn a job at that company into a career. And taking a promotion is a convenient way to do just that."
"The basic point is that I really didn't like working there, but I did it for years thanks to a combination of doing as little work as possible, getting other people to help me not do work, being good enough at my job to not get fired, and having the least productive boss in the world. And except for that last one that you just need to get lucky with, I'm here to teach you all of that to help you survive at a crappy, crappy office job that you might end up having."
"So, let's start by doing introductions just like you've done every other day this week. And while you're telling everyone your name and class, go ahead and also tell us what career you think you'll have after school."
"Oh, and don't mind the camera guy. It's his job to film me working."

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That was easy.
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Preferably not ones about how you had a crush on him when he was a student here, though. Because that was strange.
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I'll pick up tags either while waiting for them, after they leave, or on Saturday.
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except for when I'm a superhero." He didn't sound particularly excited nor unenthusiastic about this fact. It just kind of... was.Re: Sign In [Week 1]
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"Katina Choovanski, senior." She drummed her fingers idly on the table. "I'm an artist. What job?"
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Well. This was a new and completely unexpected development.
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Slacker teacher.
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Assuming the world didn't end in the next few years, of course.
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*****
"Yes, that is exactly how I approached college," Jim told the camera guy. He made a face. "Big surprise, isn't it?"
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Just not her liver. That wouldn't do anyone any good except maybe in the name of science.
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His mother would be appalled.
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