http://famous-gut.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] famous-gut.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2010-01-07 11:08 pm
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Law and Order: Interdimensional Edition - Week One

Gibbs stood in front of the classroom surrounded by coffee makers, his fellow teachers and... Ralph.

"Welcome to class," he said after the students had taken their seats. "This semester we are combining most of the law enforcement resources here on the island to provide you with the benefit of all our years of experience. Except for Ralph. He's here to take attendance."

Right now the trooper was glaring and making faces at Gibbs behind his helmet. Gibbs really didn't care.

"By now you should be tired of introducing yourselves," Gibbs continued, "And if you think that means you get to skip it this time... you're wrong. We're all going to introduce ourselves, instructors included, and tell everyone what we hope to achieve in this class."

Gibbs then pointed at a random person. "You first."

When that was done, Gibbs took his position again at the front of the classroom. "Now that we've finished we're going on to talk about possibly the most useful and practical skill you can ever have in law enforcement. It is not only the most important tool an officer can have but it is a skill that everyone should be familiar with."

Gibbs looked into the eyes of each student to make sure they were paying attention. "Coffee. That's right. Coffee," he said handing out a set of instructions. "Please take your time to review your instructions and then follow them. I and any of my fellow instructors who are brave enough, will then sample your brew and grade it. And yes, this will be on the final exam. Next week, Professor Ziva David will cover how to be sneaky when tracking people. Let's get to work.

[OCD is up!]

Re: Make the Coffee!

[identity profile] guardianborn.livejournal.com 2010-01-08 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
"They sell coffee too," Rose pointed out, scowling at her coffeemaker. "Someone else makes it, always hot, what's the problem?"
solo_sword: (considering)

Re: Make the Coffee!

[personal profile] solo_sword 2010-01-08 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
She sighed at her own grinder thing, noting, "I keep saying I'm going to learn how to cook, but I can't even wrap my brain around coffee. This isn't going to go well."

Re: Make the Coffee!

[identity profile] guardianborn.livejournal.com 2010-01-08 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, the grinder has a blade, right?" Rose said, eyeing it. "So - it's like a little miniweapon. Maybe - yeah, I got nothin'."
solo_sword: (amused)

Re: Make the Coffee!

[personal profile] solo_sword 2010-01-08 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Jaina looked over at her, trying not to laugh. "It's a miniweapon against coffee beans?"

Re: Make the Coffee!

[identity profile] guardianborn.livejournal.com 2010-01-08 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
"...yes," Rose said. "Using our mastery of the weapon, we shall destroy the coffeebean."

Srs bizness, this was.
solo_sword: (laughing)

Re: Make the Coffee!

[personal profile] solo_sword 2010-01-08 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, now she laughed."Well with that kind of battle cry, I think we actually have to do this now."

Re: Make the Coffee!

[identity profile] guardianborn.livejournal.com 2010-01-08 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
"MACERATE the coffee bean!" Rose proclaimed, showing off that SAT vocabulary. "We will overcome!"
solo_sword: (b&w smile)

Re: Make the Coffee!

[personal profile] solo_sword 2010-01-08 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
"Have you already had your coffee today?" Jaina wondered, getting to work at the measuring. This shouldn't be too hard. She liked machines. She was good at them. But seriously. Open packet, pour, pout hot water, stir, done.