Humorous History: Friday, Period 1, FINAL

[makesfaces.livejournal.com]

"Short and sweet today, guys. I wrote a test and now you have to take it. And then we can all enjoy a couple weeks off."

Jim distributed the tests, sat down, and broke out a book about the history of basketball to read.

[OOC: Test is in the comments!]

Comments

Question 2

[makesfaces.livejournal.com]

2) If you were fishing in a small rowboat and were confronted by a swimming rabbit who was "hissing menacingly, its teeth flashing and nostrils flared and making straight for" you and you only had "limited experience with enraged rabbits", would you:

a) ignore it because it's just a swimming rabbit?
b) row away from the rabbit and find a different spot to fish?
c) flail at the rabbit with your oars like President Jimmy Carter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Carter_rabbit_incident) did on April 20, 1979?
d) other?



Please explain your answer.

Re: Question 2

[lovemykilt]

b) Because of the reason in a), and because who says an angry rabbit doesn't have the right to space to deal with its issues?

Re: Question 2

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

B. Dude, if I see a rabbit swimming and hissing, something is obviously not right there and that rabbit can just have his space. I don't need to be chomped on by a mutant rabbit.

Re: Question 2

[officetightass]

A. It's a swimming rabbit. It has to get out of the water before it can even give you rabies or some other disease.

Re: Question 2

[life_inshadow]

b), probably, because I could never hit a bunny, even if it was a mean one that was hissing at me. But first I'd do a spell to make sure it was really a bunny and not some weird kind of demon. If it was a demon, I'd have to hit it or something.

Re: Question 2

[notyourpawn.livejournal.com]

d) I carry a vorpal blade with me. I believe I could confront the rabbit successfully. Though I have my doubts that it is pure rabbit: otherwise, why is it in my rowboat? Perhaps I have caught and killed the first rabbitfish. Science may want the body, but I'll probably cook and eat it.