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Sex Ed [Monday, Period Five]

Bond had had an exceedingly boring and normal weekend. Which meant he was disgustingly cheerful as he greeted the class.

"Good afternoon, I apologise for last week's absence and trust that Mr Reese and Miss Hathaway led the class ably," he said. He paused for a moment, then continued "Now, given that we are rapidly approaching the end of our time together, and in deference to the fact that some of you may have had interesting weekends, today's class will be set aside for revision."

Bond gestured to several large stacks of paper. "There are copies of notes from previous classes," because he cared "and you of course are free to ask me any question you may have."

[ooc: ~~wait for~~ ocd up]

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Like you'd prefer to forget the weekend.

Clark Kent

Effy Stonem

Lois Lane

Alex Russo

Momoko Akatsutsumi... MOmoko!

Rose Hathaway

Jack McTeague

Elle Bishop

George Cooper

Kyle Reese

Look over your notes, talk with your classmates, crawl under the desk and wish for sweet merciful death.

Clark really wanted to hide, but he was kind of big for that. Instead, he chose to flail through copies of the class notes. "There's gotta be something explaining assbabies in here somewhere!" he hissed to himself, in desperate search of something that would explain the weekend away.

Even if there was a paper declaring the assbaby a miracle, there was nothing to explain who that freaky Meg chick was. Oy.

Momoko flipped through the notes, not really paying attention to any of it. She was still confused about how she could have been three people for two days.

He's here to answer your questions ~~with massive SP due to twin evils of time-zones and employment~~.

Who have thank-you gifts to share between them.

No doubt they'd appreciate some more than others.

Rose hated everything. Especially her teacher's sense of humour.

She was sitting here. Hating everything. And very happily not married, thank you.

"So what'd this weekend do to you?"

Elle clearly had no concept of the proper way to begin a conversation. Then again, look who she was talking to.

Rose glared at her. "Nothing. Mr. Bond thinks he's funny."

Repression. Oh, sweet repression.

"What about you?"

"I was the school outcast and the long-lost younger sister of Veronica Mars."

She really wouldn't have minded if half of that had turned out to be true.

"Huh," Rose made a face. "Fun."

"It wasn't bad, actually," Elle said. "Was kind of nice discovering I had a sister. But I really could've done without the whole social outcast thing."

Kyle resisted the urge to roll his eyes. But he found it kinda funny, even if he was going to have polar bear issues for the rest of his life.

The triumphant return of nekkid icons in OOC threads.

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