The Library is Open - 10/18

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

Methos is buried somewhere in the stacks. A sign on the collections desk reads, "Students are reminded that they will be fed to Locker 327 if they bring food into the library. Yes, the librarian is exempt from that. No, it's not fair. Get over it."

If you need to check out a book, hope that one of the assistants is around -- or risk your life by yelling for the librarian in the library.

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[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee backs away slowly. "Err.. "


"...licking? What's up with you, man?"

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::laughs, looks down at his crotch, and then back at Lee::

Nothing it up with me right now, kid. Unless you're wantin' to change that. ::laugh::

Is that why you're shying away from the girls questions? I knew it! ::laugh::

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

"Ash, I think you're a little out of line here." Lee says in the most military esque voice he can muster.

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::pauses, and puts on a straight face::

You're right, kid. Though I'm not sure you're running on the straight and narrow, either.

You know what? You should take some advice from the King.

Show off your arms more, kid. Seriously. If you walked into an auditorium full of women with naked arms, there wouldn't be a dry seat in the house.

::laughs again::

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee stares at him in horror. "I cannot believe you just said that."

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

It's true, kid. Now just imagine what would happen if you were totally shirtless. ::laughs again::

[[I can't believe I just said that.]]

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee coughs and grabs his books and his bag. "Excuse me but I think women deserve our respect and not this... filthy derision!!"

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::rolls his eyes::

Sure, kid. Tell yourself that. Tell me how much sex you get respecting them instead of showin' them who's boss. ::laugh::

You can do it, kid. Be the man! Be the master of your own domain! ::raises a fist in the air::

We are manly men who know how to make it with the chicks, yo!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee raises his eyebrows thinking of most of the women in this school who would rather gut themselves with a Roman sword than submit to a guy who was showing them who's boss, mastering his domain and ...being manly and all that rot.

"I'm sure you get a lot of action here at Fandom High," he replies dryly.

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

More than you, unless you employ your arms, boy! Nuclear-freaking-weapons, kid. Use them! Demolish the girls like Hiroshima and Nagaski! Lay waste to all!

::laughs, slaps Lee on the back, and starts walking out of the library::

[[I feel dirty for even -typing- that.]]

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

If Lee were older and wiser, he's punch that guy in the face.

[prisoner-rover.livejournal.com]

*rover had a job.*

*rover tried to be good at his job.*

*sometimes, he failed miserably.*

*flooping along like a spare tire, rover looked.*

*he patrolled.*

*he searched.*

*rover would not give up until he found the coach and fulled his mission.*

*...*

*he saw the coach coming from the library.*

*now was his chance.*

*rover rolled.*

*he picked up speed.*

*he was heading straight for the coach.*

*and the student, if he didn't move.*

*if rover had eyes, they'd narrow.*

*rover wouldn't miss this time.*

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee leaps out of the way, zomg!

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

((Is it wrong I totally want some Ash/Lee now?))

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

[[Traumatized too, zomg]]

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::stares at the oncoming ball, not moving::

Oh, Crapsticks on a hot tin roof.

[prisoner-rover.livejournal.com]

*rover rolled with a vengence.*

*rover took a quick bounce and got lift.*

*he landed in front of the coach.*

*and kept rolling*

*the coach diasppeared.*

*and didn't reappear.*

*there was a place rover reserved.*

*reserved for special cases.*

*it flattened him.*

*but he needed to hold coach secure.*

*just like the professor said.*

*with coach secured, rover rolled to find the professor.*

ooc: coach is now in limbo, free floating in 'null space' until he reappears.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

[prisoner-rover.livejournal.com]

((OOC UPDATE: coach, after being in rover null space, you are being deposited here (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandom_clinic/28521.html?thread=1050217#t1052777). Enjoy your visit with the nice white coat!