Swordplay, Thursday

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

There were jingle bells everywhere on Deadpool's uniform. And elf booties.

He hated this island. Hated it with enough force that he was contemplating some sort of editorial edict. Or maybe complaining to LJ. Either or, man.

"So, last week we had Thanksgiving. So, I hope you enjoyed stuffing your face around familial dysfunction because today we're talkin' about fair play and ethics and crap." Oh yeah. You can feel the enthusiasm.

"Like... bringing a gun to a knife fight, kicking an opponent when he's down just for the funsies, or holding a loved one hostage." A beat. Though that sometimes backfires..."

Damn those Avengers!

"So, today I want you to partner off and come up with ways to beat your partner using the most unscrupulous methods possible."

Comments

Re: Partner Off!

[bloody-luck.livejournal.com]

"A knife through the eye tends to slow people down," Mat added.

Re: Partner Off!

[cataclysmicluck.livejournal.com]

"Well, that would definitely be cheating," Zayne noted. "But so would tripping them."

Mat was better at this game than Zayne. Clearly.

Re: Partner Off!

[bloody-luck.livejournal.com]

That's because Mat was a big cheating cheater.

"Well, once they're down, you might as well stab them in the back."

Re: Partner Off!

[cataclysmicluck.livejournal.com]

"That's not a bad bit of cheating either," Zayne said. "Remind me never to fight you."

Re: Partner Off!

[bloody-luck.livejournal.com]

"I am very interested in staying alive," Mat said with a smile. "I save the fighting fair for others."

Re: Partner Off!

[cataclysmicluck.livejournal.com]

"I can't really argue with that point, I guess," Zayne said. "Especially in this class."