Swordplay, Thursday

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There were jingle bells everywhere on Deadpool's uniform. And elf booties.

He hated this island. Hated it with enough force that he was contemplating some sort of editorial edict. Or maybe complaining to LJ. Either or, man.

"So, last week we had Thanksgiving. So, I hope you enjoyed stuffing your face around familial dysfunction because today we're talkin' about fair play and ethics and crap." Oh yeah. You can feel the enthusiasm.

"Like... bringing a gun to a knife fight, kicking an opponent when he's down just for the funsies, or holding a loved one hostage." A beat. Though that sometimes backfires..."

Damn those Avengers!

"So, today I want you to partner off and come up with ways to beat your partner using the most unscrupulous methods possible."

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Elfishly!

Listen to the Lecture

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Wheeee.

Partner Off!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Scruples. Who needs them.

Talk to the TAs

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Once they ping in!

Talk to Deadpool

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

He has rage. Raaage.

OOC

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Posting for the great venerable mouthy_merc.

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Anemone

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[death-of-hope.livejournal.com]

"Disembowelment," Anemone said cheerfully. "They can't hit you back if they're holding in their intestines."

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[bitchprince]

Arthur Pendragon

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[bitchprince]

Arthur was not amused.

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Seregil i Korit (etc)

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[puppy_fair]

Zack Fair

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[puppy_fair]

Zack, on the other hand? Totally amused.

His toes jingled!

The only thing better than this, really, would have been a squeaky toy.

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[puppy_fair]

"Taking out their arms or legs works, too," Zack noted, nodding Anemone's way. "Kinda frustrates the heck out of them, too."

Less fatal, of course.

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Kennedy

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Triela

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"Gang up on them. Fair fights are for amateurs."

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Liz Sherman

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[bloody-luck.livejournal.com]

Mat Cauthon shh, yes, I uploaded this just for this sign-in

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[bloody-luck.livejournal.com]

"Hit them with a weapon they've never seen before," Mat said.

Why yes, he was planning on smuggling guns back. Why do you ask?

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[bitchy_smurf]

Illyria

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[bitchy_smurf]

"...Ethics?"

The problem would be getting Illyria to come up with something she'd have an issues with doing in any fight, should the need or the whim arise.

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[wannabehunter]

Jo Harvelle

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Clark Kent

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[drawing of a handprint and a wolf's pawprint]

[ooc: because my scrapbook seems to be made of fail today :(]

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[kestrelswolf.livejournal.com]

Firekeeper did not have an elf costume today. Blind Seer, on the other hand, had a hat. An elf-hat. Not that neither of them knew what an elf was, mind, but he had a green hat on and it had bells and it wouldn't fall no matter how hard Blind Seer tried to shake it off.

Firekeeper was absolutely not laughing at him. Really.

Re: Partner Off!

[kestrelswolf.livejournal.com]

"Rules," Firekeeper supplied helpfully. "Like not killing humans unless they is bandits. Or try to kill you first." She knew that much from experience at least.

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[cataclysmicluck.livejournal.com]

Zayne Carrick

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Yuffie Kisaragi

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[bitchy_smurf]

Illyria gave her a sniff that would be a snort if she felt the topic was worth such effort. "I know what they are. I also know things are as useless in battle as lungs in the elder deeps of the sea."

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[gotyourmateria.livejournal.com]

Yuffie danced around a bit, actually enjoying her elf outfit. Yes, she was slightly nuts.

"Drop a monster on them." Or a giant cactus.

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[cataclysmicluck.livejournal.com]

"Use powers when they're not expecting it," Zayne suggested.

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[bloody-luck.livejournal.com]

Mat grinned. "Kick them where it will flaming hurt."

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[cataclysmicluck.livejournal.com]

"Secretly wear armor under your clothes?" Zayne said.

He wasn't much of a dirty fighter.

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[bloody-luck.livejournal.com]

"I should do that," Mat decided. "I'd have a lot fewer scars."

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[cataclysmicluck.livejournal.com]

"It's the nice thing about Jedi robes. They're not exactly the best armor, but there's enough layers that you have some padding if nothing else," Zayne mused. "Oh! Grab the other person's loose clothes to pull them around."

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[bloody-luck.livejournal.com]

"A knife through the eye tends to slow people down," Mat added.

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[cataclysmicluck.livejournal.com]

"Well, that would definitely be cheating," Zayne noted. "But so would tripping them."

Mat was better at this game than Zayne. Clearly.

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[bloody-luck.livejournal.com]

That's because Mat was a big cheating cheater.

"Well, once they're down, you might as well stab them in the back."

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[cataclysmicluck.livejournal.com]

"That's not a bad bit of cheating either," Zayne said. "Remind me never to fight you."

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[bloody-luck.livejournal.com]

"I am very interested in staying alive," Mat said with a smile. "I save the fighting fair for others."

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[cataclysmicluck.livejournal.com]

"I can't really argue with that point, I guess," Zayne said. "Especially in this class."