Fandom vs. The Real World- 2nd Period- Class #11

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"I see you all survived last week," Aeryn greeted the class after the bell had rung and everyone was settled. "Invasions are simply a way of life on this island. I don't know what it is, but we seem to be some sort of homing beacon for anything that needs to attack in large groups. Today we're going to talk about the smaller scale of things, such as the vegetables. Which, by the way, were entirely new to me, and were fairly disgusting once they were exploded with a pulse pistol." Ahem.

"Most of the invasions I see are fairly harmless, if deeply annoying. I've seen tiny kittens, weetiny clinging bunnies, trolls- the dolls- tiny monkeys... They tend to the cute and endearing and think that will save them. They usually come in swarms, sometimes making it difficult to walk, or by clinging to your clothes until you can't get them off. The only way I've found to deal with them is to work through it. If there is a repellent of any sort available, I would recommend using it." Dear Aeryn: No, there is no such thing as tiny kitten repellent. "Otherwise, you are probably stuck with them, and removing them from your person becomes an invitation for others to take their place. Like I said, deeply annoying.

"Then we have things like the vegetables. While entirely absurd, they do pose enough of a threat to have to be dispatched. I'm sure at least some of you discovered this last week. So let's take a moment to talk about last week. Did you have any run-ins, how did you deal with it, and have you managed to get the stains out of your clothes."

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What were your experiences like last week? Have any questions about how this sort of thing goes?

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[trigons_child]

"I was assaulted by Lady Aphrodite's salad," Raven said. "But I was able to remove the hunger and anger from a tomato and render it harmless."

Only in Fandom.

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[bloody-luck.livejournal.com]

"I had a bloody gourd explode all over my bloody jacket and my hat is never going to be the flaming same," Mat griped. "And I didn't even hit the gourd!"

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[bitchy_smurf]

"Do you know of any way to make it happen more often?"

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[provostsdog.livejournal.com]

"I was a cur," Beka had to offer. It'd figure she'd not be able to do aught when there was sommat to do.

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[azuldragon.livejournal.com]

Azula frowned. "I seem to miss these invasions."