fandomhigh | Fandom vs. The Real World- 2nd Period- Class #11

"I see you all survived last week," Aeryn greeted the class after the bell had rung and everyone was settled. "Invasions are simply a way of life on this island. I don't know what it is, but we seem to be some sort of homing beacon for anything that needs to attack in large groups. Today we're going to talk about the smaller scale of things, such as the vegetables. Which, by the way, were entirely new to me, and were fairly disgusting once they were exploded with a pulse pistol." Ahem.

"Most of the invasions I see are fairly harmless, if deeply annoying. I've seen tiny kittens, weetiny clinging bunnies, trolls- the dolls- tiny monkeys... They tend to the cute and endearing and think that will save them. They usually come in swarms, sometimes making it difficult to walk, or by clinging to your clothes until you can't get them off. The only way I've found to deal with them is to work through it. If there is a repellent of any sort available, I would recommend using it." Dear Aeryn: No, there is no such thing as tiny kitten repellent. "Otherwise, you are probably stuck with them, and removing them from your person becomes an invitation for others to take their place. Like I said, deeply annoying.

"Then we have things like the vegetables. While entirely absurd, they do pose enough of a threat to have to be dispatched. I'm sure at least some of you discovered this last week. So let's take a moment to talk about last week. Did you have any run-ins, how did you deal with it, and have you managed to get the stains out of your clothes."

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Like you've just been attacked by something tiny and cute.

Do your talky thing, or actually listen.

What were your experiences like last week? Have any questions about how this sort of thing goes?

She's around after class, and actually worries not about vegetable stains on her clothes. Let's hear it for dressing in black!

IT IS TOO EARLY.

Raven

"I was assaulted by Lady Aphrodite's salad," Raven said. "But I was able to remove the hunger and anger from a tomato and render it harmless."

Only in Fandom.

Raven listened to the lecture, rather hopeful that the next invasion would be tiny kittens or bunnies. And not carnivorous produce.

George Cooper

Karla

Chuck Bartowski

Kaylee Frye

Mat Cauthon

"I had a bloody gourd explode all over my bloody jacket and my hat is never going to be the flaming same," Mat griped. "And I didn't even hit the gourd!"

Illyria

"Do you know of any way to make it happen more often?"

Jason Stackhouse

Rebakah Cooper

"I was a cur," Beka had to offer. It'd figure she'd not be able to do aught when there was sommat to do.

Jon O'Neill

Adora

Morgana

阿祖拉
Azula, Princess of the Fire Nation

Azula frowned. "I seem to miss these invasions."

Azula approached Aeryn after class, "Professor, apologies for missing classes but I was called back home."

"Not to worry. Class was dismissed early due to attack vegetables," Aeryn told her. "Everything all right?"

"I see," she said. Azula mulled how she could answer Aeryn's question. Her return home wasn't how she expected it to be. She massaged her wrists, still feeling the ghosts of the chains.

"As well as could be," she said, finally.

"That sounds very vague," she noted, conversationally.

"It is," Azula answered. "Do I need to do extra work?"

Worf

Yakko Warner

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