DADA for Muggles [Wednesday, November 11, 5th period]

[siriuslyscarred.livejournal.com]

Remus was wearing even shabbier than usual robes today. His normal ones had been doused in aubergine juice the day prior. "Yesterday," he said tiredly, "if you left the dorms at all, you undoubtedly ran into those lovely, enormous vegetables. Now, that's -- from what I understand -- fairly typical of this island, but where we're from, those sorts of results are typical of a charm gone awry. Things don't necessarily have to have dark intentions to cause mayhem, you see."

Sirius leaned back against the desk and carefully scanned the faces of the students. "Though if you were responsible for the giant rutabagas, we won't be angry if you want to talk to us about where you might have gone a bit...awry." He was rather unhappy he hadn't thought to chase Snape through Hogwarts with giant sentient cabbages. He turned his head to look at Remus, eyes twinkling. "As an old colleague of ours is fond of saying, though, CONSTANT VIGILANCE!" He boomed those last few words with far too much vigor.

"Often," Remus added, rolling his eyes slightly. "In any instance, yesterday was so fun, we thought we might try it again." This would be when from behind the desk, Remus levitated a few cages of bewitched, slightly-enlarged fruits. "Well, not exactly. From what I'm given to understand, you need vegetables and fruit. Have fun. Use what you have on you."

Sirius smiled a bit evilly. "Shame we're not in the Danger Shop, really. No traditional weapons in the classroom."

And with that, Remus flicked his wand and opened the cages.

Comments

Fight Fruit [DADA 11/11]

[siriuslyscarred.livejournal.com]

Powers are allowed, but no one would be wandering into a classroom with a big ol' sword. Improvise!

Re: Fight Fruit [DADA 11/11]

[lovemykilt]

Priestly only had one weapon on him. His boots.

So here he was, stomping fruits.

Re: Fight Fruit [DADA 11/11]

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

"Oh, you gotta me kidding me." Jack stared at this nonsense...until they started to attack him. He ripped the door off a cupboard and spent the rest of the class trying to fling enchanted fruit at his professors.

Re: Fight Fruit [DADA 11/11]

[pastmewrong.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Effy didn't really come prepared, so she was going to be grabbing the nearest weighty looking rock book and smacking away at anything that got near her.

Not about to go out of her way to get into the middle of that, no.

Re: Fight Fruit [DADA 11/11]

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

Alex had...his freaking lighter and a few odds and ends in his pockets and wallet. Yeah, that was great way to start fighting fruit. He didn't really think the professors would want things set on fire so he was going to end up just kicking things.

Re: Fight Fruit [DADA 11/11]

[living_endless]

Okay, this was just absurd, but Didi would give it a go. She got a fistful of pencils from her bag, took a cross-legged seat on a desk, and started flinging the improvised missiles at some rampaging grapes.

Re: Fight Fruit [DADA 11/11]

[likethegun]

Sam had thought that class might provide him with a good distraction from reality, but this wasn't what he'd had in mind. For the moment, he was simply glaring at the fruit, like it should stay away if it knew what was good for it.

Re: Fight Fruit [DADA 11/11]

[thatsamilkshake]

Francine would be wandering into a classroom with an umbrella, though. It wasn't like she could be sure the veggie invasion was over.

Smash smash stab worked on those; it worked on mushy peaches too.

Re: Fight Fruit [DADA 11/11]

[oops-mbad.livejournal.com]

Diana had her boots and one leftover bandage from yesterday. She decided that making an apple explode with it would be awesome.

Re: Fight Fruit [DADA 11/11]

[kestrelswolf.livejournal.com]

Powers, schmowers. Fighting things with teeth was all part of a regular day for a wolf. It's just that the 'things with teeth' Firekeeper and Blind Seer usually fought weren't quite so squishy as these.

Re: Fight Fruit [DADA 11/11]

[notyourpawn.livejournal.com]

If one had no weapons, one should kill with one's bare hands. Or with whatever one had at one's disposal.

Alice was going to start with her bare hands, and possibly move on to her shoes or her bookbag if that proved dull.

Re: Fight Fruit [DADA 11/11]

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Dinah picked up the fruit, smashed it into the ceiling, and let it fall with her TK. Squiiiiiish. Very Darkest Night F/X, really.

Re: Fight Fruit [DADA 11/11]

[heromaniac]

Momoko took a moment to step to the back of the room and transform into Blossom. (Twice in one week. Just like being back home again!) She wasn't sure about using her yo-yo or not, so she floated and stared at it a few moments. Not many moments, though it was just an ample amount for an apple to attack, apparently.

It jumped out of a corner and she batted it away with the face of her yo-yo. The fruit splatted against the wall. Well, Blossom turned and shrugged as she sent her "sidearm" spinning and stunned a stray strawberry. If the professors didn't want her to use it, they'd tell her, right?