Fandom vs. The Real World- 2nd Period- Class #9

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It was really Aeryn's own fault. When she'd planned the class on gremlin bites, it had seemed easy enough. Capturing one hadn't been difficult, and its little cage was set up so it would be comfortable and no one would report her for any sort of abuse, and the thing had actually seemed pretty content in there. At least until she went to get the cage to bring to class, and it decided it didn't like its current arrangement anymore and took a good bite into her hand when it escaped.

So despite the icon, Aeryn was dressed conservatively for what the class would now be discussing, because if she showed up in anything less she would have to kill herself before next week. Being a Victoria's Secret fashion model would be embarrassing enough.

"Hello, everyone!" she said, sounding vaguely like she'd taken diction lessons from Heidi Klum. "First thing we're going to do is move all these desks out of our way. And then you're going to go through all the clothes in that bin and pick what you're going to wear for our fashion show! Now remember, this is being televised, so do your best and don't fall on your face in front of the cameras." There were no cameras. She was striking a pose here for no one.

No, seriously, there'd be a real class for a mortified Aeryn next week. Just think of this as the demonstration portion of the gremlin bite class.


[Link goes to the Victoria's Secret website, so let's call it NWS for the sake of anyone checking it behind their bosses' backs.]

Comments

Wtf

[can_be_more]

Like there's an actual lecture this week. Take this time to get your "....." on.

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[knowsnokungfu.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, there was some "..." and some more "..." as Chuck stared. He'd had a weird weekend, and this week so far was not clearing that up any.

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[trigons_child]

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[bloody-luck.livejournal.com]

Well. The teacher's legs certainly went all the way up, didn't they?

Not that Mat was gawking.

Openly.

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[noearsyet.livejournal.com]

George was - wow, there had been a train of thought here, but it left the station what with the teacher looking like doxie but a really pretty one.

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[provostsdog.livejournal.com]

Beka rolled her eyes at George's staring (twas easier to watch him than the teacher). She made a low sound that may have been a growl if she'd not been biting his pants legs at the same time.

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[noearsyet.livejournal.com]

"Hey," George frowned down at the little dog. "Yer goin' t'owe me new pants if ye don' stop that."

At least he was distracted from staring.

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[bitchy_smurf]

This earned a nice buggey-eyed Illyria head-tilt, but mostly out of amusement. Also, vague interest in whether she, like Illyria, had another persona always hanging about in the back of her mental functioning system, or if she was just temporarily deranged.

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[weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com]

Kaylee just stared.

And tried to commit the image to memory, too, 'cause goodness.

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[glacial_queen]

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Hell's fire, Mother Night, and may the Darkness be merciful.

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[fabulous-secret.livejournal.com]

Adora was concerned in the teacher's change, but she was willing to accept it and follow directions as given!

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[asgardcreated.livejournal.com]

Jon had to think long and hard about whether or not to record this on his phone for later viewing.

Then he remembered the gun lesson.

The phone got put away quickly.

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[yakkoyaks.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Yakko whistled. He also did this: "Hellooooooooooooooo teacher nurse!"