Fandom vs. The Real World- 2nd Period- Class #9

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It was really Aeryn's own fault. When she'd planned the class on gremlin bites, it had seemed easy enough. Capturing one hadn't been difficult, and its little cage was set up so it would be comfortable and no one would report her for any sort of abuse, and the thing had actually seemed pretty content in there. At least until she went to get the cage to bring to class, and it decided it didn't like its current arrangement anymore and took a good bite into her hand when it escaped.

So despite the icon, Aeryn was dressed conservatively for what the class would now be discussing, because if she showed up in anything less she would have to kill herself before next week. Being a Victoria's Secret fashion model would be embarrassing enough.

"Hello, everyone!" she said, sounding vaguely like she'd taken diction lessons from Heidi Klum. "First thing we're going to do is move all these desks out of our way. And then you're going to go through all the clothes in that bin and pick what you're going to wear for our fashion show! Now remember, this is being televised, so do your best and don't fall on your face in front of the cameras." There were no cameras. She was striking a pose here for no one.

No, seriously, there'd be a real class for a mortified Aeryn next week. Just think of this as the demonstration portion of the gremlin bite class.


[Link goes to the Victoria's Secret website, so let's call it NWS for the sake of anyone checking it behind their bosses' backs.]

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Scantily clad!

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Chuck Bartowski

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Raven

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Mat Cauthon

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Karla

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Yakko Warner

Wtf

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Like there's an actual lecture this week. Take this time to get your "....." on.

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Oh, yeah, there was some "..." and some more "..." as Chuck stared. He'd had a weird weekend, and this week so far was not clearing that up any.

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...

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...

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Well. The teacher's legs certainly went all the way up, didn't they?

Not that Mat was gawking.

Openly.

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George was - wow, there had been a train of thought here, but it left the station what with the teacher looking like doxie but a really pretty one.

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Beka rolled her eyes at George's staring (twas easier to watch him than the teacher). She made a low sound that may have been a growl if she'd not been biting his pants legs at the same time.

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"Hey," George frowned down at the little dog. "Yer goin' t'owe me new pants if ye don' stop that."

At least he was distracted from staring.

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This earned a nice buggey-eyed Illyria head-tilt, but mostly out of amusement. Also, vague interest in whether she, like Illyria, had another persona always hanging about in the back of her mental functioning system, or if she was just temporarily deranged.

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Kaylee just stared.

And tried to commit the image to memory, too, 'cause goodness.

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...

...

Hell's fire, Mother Night, and may the Darkness be merciful.

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Adora was concerned in the teacher's change, but she was willing to accept it and follow directions as given!

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Jon had to think long and hard about whether or not to record this on his phone for later viewing.

Then he remembered the gun lesson.

The phone got put away quickly.

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Yeah, Yakko whistled. He also did this: "Hellooooooooooooooo teacher nurse!"

Pick your clothes

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There's a bin full of moddable clothes, underwear and lingerie for you to choose from. Keep it relatively tasteful, or Aeryn'll be all stern at you next week, as she is like that.

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Chuck dug one hand into the bin, scrabbled around a bit and eventually pulled something (http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/onlineProductDisplay.vs?namespace=productDisplay&origin=onlineProductDisplay.jsp&event=display&prnbr=EF-245060&page=1&cgname=OSBRPPRIZZZ&rfnbr=6720&atp=a) out.

... Which he immediately dropped like it was hot and then backed away a couple of steps. Yeah, this bin was definitely not a bin he wanted to wear things from.

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Raven was still avoiding eye contact as much as possible. Once she was done WTFing at Aeryn, she reached into the bin and pulled out a dress.

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Well, Mat certainly wasn't going to wear what he pulled out of the bin (http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/onlineProductDisplay.vs?namespace=productDisplay&origin=onlineProductDisplay.jsp&event=display&prnbr=EF-213960&page=1&cgname=OSSLPPLAZZZ&rfnbr=6651), but he liked it. A lot.

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Illyria looked down at her suit, then at the bins full of clothes and undergarments. She picked up a bra she couldn't link to because VC is blocked at work and held it at arm's length. "I have no need of this."

She could, after all, make the suit look like it, if she chose.

Also she was like an A at best, which was apparently a big deal to Fred for reasons Illyria had no ability to fathom.

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After having to go to Aeryn's office last week to apologize for missing class, Karla was just going to grin and bear the lesson this week.

At least she'd found something that kind of reminded her of home. She just wished she could understand Fandom's obsession with making her show off her legs.

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Morgana looked through the bin and pulled out...well, it was something (http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/onlineProductDisplay.vs?namespace=productDisplay&origin=onlineProductDisplay.jsp&event=display&prnbr=EF-256670&page=1&cgname=OSSLPBABZZZ&rfnbr=5251&atp=a) all right, but she certainly wouldn't classify it as clothing.

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Adora was very pleased with what she found (http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/onlineProductDisplay.vs?namespace=productDisplay&origin=onlineProductDisplay.jsp&event=display&prnbr=EF-255432&page=1&cgname=OSPNKGIFZZZ&rfnbr=6684)! Anything pink with hearts on it had to be good, right? Even if there were no tights or boots to pull the whole outfit together.

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With Yakko's slender frame, he was able to both wear a pair of jeans and also totally work them.

That's all he took this time. He usually just wore slacks anyway, this was just a casual Friday version of his normal outfit.

On the catwalk

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Or it's a cleared walkway down the middle of the classroom. Go ahead and shake your little tush on the catwalk.

Talk to Aeryn

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Do you really want to do that? Really?

Well, if you do, she'll be over here, striking a pose for the cameras that aren't there.

OOC

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This is alllllllllllll weefeetbigboots' fault, and I love her for it. BRAS.

Anyone who chooses not to participate won't get into trouble. What will get you into trouble is if you're walking around with anything hanging out that would require pixelation if this were a televised runway show, or any uninvited harassment. All in the name of good fun (and BRAS) here.

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BRAS!!!!

No, seriously, guys, the Miraculous Bra. The new one. It adds two cup sizes and makes your boobs look super-fake. I HAVE TO SELL THESE.

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Yeah, so I was scrolling down the flist and looked for this class three times before my brain put the icon and the words together.

Apparently when I see a red bra icon, I think not of Aeryn. Huh. :D