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Win Friends | Period 4 | Class 7
These were the days when Barney loved his job. Really.
He stood at the front of a regular classroom looking fantastic in charcoal pinstripe, gripping the podium with one hand and a glass of scotch with the other as he watched the students come in and take their seats.
"Students, as your Dean of Awesome, I will be taking over Ms. Upland's class from here to the end of the semester. Unless we all die in some freak invasion, and then it'll end before then." He should not be hoping for an invasion given his reaction to dinosaurs, and yet. "I have some papers that tell me what her course was about, but I think we can all agree that I don't care. So, today starts the first day in the rest of your lives as you fine few will learn to go forth and be AWESOME. Yes, you heard right, this is now How to be Awesome 201. We're starting today with a quiz to determine what you already know about Awesomely choosing the winner in a fight." He was betting not a lot. Unless some had taken his class this summer, and then they had to be advanced or at least angrily mediocre at any task.
"Getting in a fight? Lame. Watching someone else fight? Awesome. While some of the great ones have already been settled, such as Alien v. Predator, Rocky v. Drago, thong v.underwear - others are still too close to call (blonde v. brunette). That being said, this quiz offers up some great fights I would pay to see. Now it's your turn to rock the vote on what you think the outcome would be." Barney circulated the room, tossing quiz papers on desks, ensuring everyone got one.
"I know it's the start of Homecoming weekend and all you ladies need a lot of time to slut up appropriately, so as soon as you're finished quizzing it up you are free to leave. Think of it as my gift to your dance partners. Now, get our your pencils!"
He stood at the front of a regular classroom looking fantastic in charcoal pinstripe, gripping the podium with one hand and a glass of scotch with the other as he watched the students come in and take their seats.
"Students, as your Dean of Awesome, I will be taking over Ms. Upland's class from here to the end of the semester. Unless we all die in some freak invasion, and then it'll end before then." He should not be hoping for an invasion given his reaction to dinosaurs, and yet. "I have some papers that tell me what her course was about, but I think we can all agree that I don't care. So, today starts the first day in the rest of your lives as you fine few will learn to go forth and be AWESOME. Yes, you heard right, this is now How to be Awesome 201. We're starting today with a quiz to determine what you already know about Awesomely choosing the winner in a fight." He was betting not a lot. Unless some had taken his class this summer, and then they had to be advanced or at least angrily mediocre at any task.
"Getting in a fight? Lame. Watching someone else fight? Awesome. While some of the great ones have already been settled, such as Alien v. Predator, Rocky v. Drago, thong v.underwear - others are still too close to call (blonde v. brunette). That being said, this quiz offers up some great fights I would pay to see. Now it's your turn to rock the vote on what you think the outcome would be." Barney circulated the room, tossing quiz papers on desks, ensuring everyone got one.
"I know it's the start of Homecoming weekend and all you ladies need a lot of time to slut up appropriately, so as soon as you're finished quizzing it up you are free to leave. Think of it as my gift to your dance partners. Now, get our your pencils!"
3) Heavyweight Championship:
This 'showdown' recently opened up when undefeated World Champion, Bob Barker retired. Trebek's knowledge of military warfare and history gives him a slight edge, though if Sajak connects with a right hook, it could be lights out: 25 years of spinning that wheel has turned his hand to iron and if he's able to channel his silent rage over never taking a run at Vanna White, Sajak could leave Trebek's face in the form of a question.
Vote in the Game Show Host Match-up: (A) Trebek or (B) Sajak?
Re: 3) Heavyweight Championship:
Re: 3) Heavyweight Championship:
Neither. Regis would step in while they were both preoccupied with one another, and would lay down his 'final answer' attack on them both without letting them use their lifelines. Endgame.
Re: 3) Heavyweight Championship:
This, though, was a match she might actually watch. The iron hand of the Sajak could be a formidable weapon, assuming the Trebek didn't have tentacles or reality-warping powers.
Re: 3) Heavyweight Championship: