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fandomhigh2009-10-20 08:12 am
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Sex Thru The Ages, 10/20, Period 3
As soon as class arrived today, Jim was there to pass out an exam. Yes, they'd only just come back from a vacation, but class waited for no man.
Plus, he needed to get them passed out before Nathan noticed the questions.
Algren was going to be very upset when he realized that trusting Jim to work the photocopier was very, very risky business indeed.
"You'll be writing your midterm today," he said, while Jim passed them around. "You'll get the entire period to write them, and you may leave when you're finished. Please, leave them on our desk as you exit the room."
1.) Please define the terms 'qi' and 'jing'.
2.) What was the ancient Egyptian idea of a desirable wife?
3.) In your own opinion, which works of art were the most kinky? Those Indian sculptures, or that Japanese porn with the octopus?
4.) What is the most important thing you've learned in class so far?
5.) If asked to choose, which teacher do you think is still a virgin?
Dammit Jim, this is a midterm, not a dating company profile questionnaire.
Just because they know you're a virgin, doesn't mean it's not a valid question.
I am most definitely not a virgin, Jim.
Of course you aren't.
... This won't be on the sheet that we hand to the students, will it?
Of course not.
Good. Change that question, and the one about the kinky art, and we'll be set.
6.) Which subject do you think embarrassed Mr. Algren the most in class this semester? Please feel free to draw if words fail you.
Plus, he needed to get them passed out before Nathan noticed the questions.
Algren was going to be very upset when he realized that trusting Jim to work the photocopier was very, very risky business indeed.
"You'll be writing your midterm today," he said, while Jim passed them around. "You'll get the entire period to write them, and you may leave when you're finished. Please, leave them on our desk as you exit the room."
1.) Please define the terms 'qi' and 'jing'.
2.) What was the ancient Egyptian idea of a desirable wife?
3.) In your own opinion, which works of art were the most kinky? Those Indian sculptures, or that Japanese porn with the octopus?
4.) What is the most important thing you've learned in class so far?
5.) If asked to choose, which teacher do you think is still a virgin?
6.) Which subject do you think embarrassed Mr. Algren the most in class this semester? Please feel free to draw if words fail you.
Re: Take the test
1.) Stuff that I don't remember.
2.) One who ignored what you were doing in your spare time.
3.) Japanese porn always wins the most kinky competition.
4.) Our teachers are insane.
5.) Both of you if you have to ask us.
6.) Have a sketch. The sketch had three oddly anatomically correct stick figures.