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Sex Thru The Ages, 10/20, Period 3
As soon as class arrived today, Jim was there to pass out an exam. Yes, they'd only just come back from a vacation, but class waited for no man.
Plus, he needed to get them passed out before Nathan noticed the questions.
Algren was going to be very upset when he realized that trusting Jim to work the photocopier was very, very risky business indeed.
"You'll be writing your midterm today," he said, while Jim passed them around. "You'll get the entire period to write them, and you may leave when you're finished. Please, leave them on our desk as you exit the room."
1.) Please define the terms 'qi' and 'jing'.
2.) What was the ancient Egyptian idea of a desirable wife?
3.) In your own opinion, which works of art were the most kinky? Those Indian sculptures, or that Japanese porn with the octopus?
4.) What is the most important thing you've learned in class so far?
5.) If asked to choose, which teacher do you think is still a virgin?
Dammit Jim, this is a midterm, not a dating company profile questionnaire.
Just because they know you're a virgin, doesn't mean it's not a valid question.
I am most definitely not a virgin, Jim.
Of course you aren't.
... This won't be on the sheet that we hand to the students, will it?
Of course not.
Good. Change that question, and the one about the kinky art, and we'll be set.
6.) Which subject do you think embarrassed Mr. Algren the most in class this semester? Please feel free to draw if words fail you.
Plus, he needed to get them passed out before Nathan noticed the questions.
Algren was going to be very upset when he realized that trusting Jim to work the photocopier was very, very risky business indeed.
"You'll be writing your midterm today," he said, while Jim passed them around. "You'll get the entire period to write them, and you may leave when you're finished. Please, leave them on our desk as you exit the room."
1.) Please define the terms 'qi' and 'jing'.
2.) What was the ancient Egyptian idea of a desirable wife?
3.) In your own opinion, which works of art were the most kinky? Those Indian sculptures, or that Japanese porn with the octopus?
4.) What is the most important thing you've learned in class so far?
5.) If asked to choose, which teacher do you think is still a virgin?
6.) Which subject do you think embarrassed Mr. Algren the most in class this semester? Please feel free to draw if words fail you.
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Amazingly, he'd probably done halfway decently on a test. Who knew he retained sex knowledge so well?
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They wanted answers? Fine. They could have answers.
There. She didn't even care if she got detention. This was stupid.
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1.) Stuff that I don't remember.
2.) One who ignored what you were doing in your spare time.
3.) Japanese porn always wins the most kinky competition.
4.) Our teachers are insane.
5.) Both of you if you have to ask us.
6.) Have a sketch. The sketch had three oddly anatomically correct stick figures.
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2) The proven ability to birth life and healthy offspring, remarkable because many Earth cultures require chastity of the bride, resulting in no guarantee of fertility.
3) I have no opinion on the matter. However, I am given to understand bestiality is generally considered particularly taboo, as animals cannot give consent.
4) Humans are stranger than I had previously supposed.
5) Given his over-preoccupation with the subject matter, I would hypothesize Professor Captain Kirk is 13.34% more likely to be inexperienced in sexual matters.
6) I do not care to comment on this matter.
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About ten minutes into the period, he got his hands on a copy of the exam that had been handed out.
He was no longer impressed.
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