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Today there was a pile of bandages and... Hello Kitty bandaids. Because those would help in sword related injuries.

True story.

"Goooood morning, kids! Today is that very special day that we sit down and talk about safety while handling swords. Yes, yes, this should have happened before I letcha get your freak on, but I got bored. So deal."

How kind, Deadpool.

He tried.

Gesturing toward Zack, he grinned at the class. "And, since most of ya'll aren't Skywalkers and have no experience with these kinds of things, we'll do an easy peasy example of what happens when you stop being careful in a fight. Puppy?"

Zack grinned all too much even in spite of the nickname, reaching for the sword on his back. And then swinging it. Yes, at Deadpool.

More specifically at Deadpool's arm. And thaaaat would be his arm on the floor now.

"See, you lose a limb and have to get a robotic replacement and trust me, this does hurt." A lot. "Right, Puppy?"

"Of course it does. Arms are kinda important, guys." Zack? Totally nodding, here. He didn't seem too terribly phased by the fact that he'd just hacked off his teacher's arm, no. Why should he be? He gave his sword a little twirl before setting it onto his back again.

Complete with fanfare!

"As are legs and your head, but losing a head means I have to wait for the braincells to catch back up and it's soooo annoying. And then Spider-Man makes some bitchy comments and what does he know? Have you seen his villains lately? Can we say pathetic? Daredevil's gettin' the better ones these days. And those adorable new Avengers now that they have an evil version of their team with Daken. Oh, Daken... I wish my clone was just as bitchy instead of fatter than Dukes," Deadpool rambled, tapping his chin with the one hand he still had attached.

Give him a moment.

"Oh, right! I almost forgot!" Crouching down, he picked up the errant limb to shove it back where it ought to be and wait for things to heal back together. "Limbs. You all just be glad this is it. I was thinkin' about makin' you all play Operation, but I hate that game. The Adam's apple mocks me with it's impossible to getness. It mocks me."

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When they ping in!

Arthur would be here and trying not to think about the last time he'd been in a position to maim Vice Principal Deadpool to that extent, thank you.

And Zack was there, in a great mood because he'd gotten to help out during the lecture today!

... And maybe a little oblivious to how disturbing his exuberance in that regard might be.

Yuffie giggled as she made her way over to Zack. "Teacher's pet. He never lets any of us hack off his arms."

"I've been training with him," Zack replied, smiling sheepishly and giving his toe a little scuff across the floor. "The first time I accidentally cut one off, you should have seen me, Yuffie. I think I was about to tackle him with every potion to my name."

That just made her giggle even more. "You accidently cut off his arm? I don't think that's possible."

"Well, we were swordfighting," Zack said, "and maybe I kinda got carried away when I realized that he's as strong as he is, and sorta kicked into Combat Mode, and from there..."

He waved a hand about, vaguely.

"I have to say, he's awesome to spar with, though. Two swords, and I don't have to worry about seriously hurting him, so I can just go all-out, you know? Deadpool's great!"

"Hmm, sounds like it. I haven't had anyone to really spar with since I got here."

"Whoa, really?"

... That was a very sad thing. Sad thing full of woe. This was Zack's sadface.

"Do you need a sparring partner at all?"

"Well, I wouldn't say no to one!" She exclaimed. "I'd hate to get sloppy and out of practice."

Zack grinned, putting his hands on his hips at that and maybe puffing out his chest just a little.

"Well, that's what I've been saying since I got here. It wouldn't do to go back to Midgar all rusty, after all."

And now Lazard had his eye on him as a potential candidate for more field work, so apparently all the sparring here on the island was paying off!

Yuffie grinned at puffy!Zack. "Nope. Not if I want to keep from being picked on by people."

There was plenty of grinning to go around!

"We could spar sometime, maybe?" And a bounce! Bounces went good with grins, Zack felt. "I mean, if you want!"

At this rate, they were going to look like a couple of bouncing ferrets on crack. "Yeah! I try to be in the salle on Monday mornings."

"Oh, when Arthur is in there training?" Zack? Totally doing more bouncing. "I've kinda started to slack off, in that regard. I might have to swing by sometime and we can go at it!"

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