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Sex Ed [Monday, Period Five]

There was a television set up at the front of the classroom. Bond leant against the whiteboard, looking quite pleased with himself.

"Now that we've gotten the basics and protection out of the way, we're going to start with some of the more interesting topics," he began. "Over the next couple of classes we'll be looking at various forms of foreplay, starting with oral sex."

Oral sex, also known as cunnilingus or fellatio depending on whether the recipient is a woman or a man, is fairly self-explanatory," Bond explained, then added for the benefit of certain members of the class. "It involves the one partner using their mouth to stimulate the other's genitals. Usually to orgasm, though sometimes just to arousal when used as an immediate prelude to sex. Done correctly, it's one of the more reliable ways to bring a female partner to orgasm, and is equally enjoyable for most males. At least in my experience."

"Now, given that setting an exercise on this particular subject would be both disturbing on a number of levels and quite likely to get me fired, we'll instead be watching this informative ~~and nws~~ video."

"As always, I'm around for any further questions you might have on the subject."

[ooc: ~~wait for~~ ocd up.]

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Like you have an oral fixation.

Bobby Drake

Elle Woods

Effy Stonem

阿祖拉
Azula, Princess of the Fire Nation

Lois Lane

George Cooper

Rose Hathaway

Clark Kent

Kyle Reese

Elle Bishop

Jill McTeague

Momoko Akatsutsumi

Shilo Wallace

Or just read the handouts.

When this class was over she's going to collect all the handouts and burn them. In the mean time, Azula stared at the hand out and tried not to burst into (literal) flames of embarrassment.

Not bad. It had only taken four weeks to get Kyle to sit there, jaw hanging slightly as he tried to take in all of the information, actually slightly embarrassed and intrigued and confused and...well, the list went on.

Edited 2009-09-22 00:36 (UTC)

If you were looking for a hyper redhead, she was over here, blushing like mad at the lecture while fidgeting with the edges of her handouts.

It's both informative and hilarious.

Bond totally isn't wondering if any ~~flaily male~~ students will take it at face value.

Edited 2009-09-21 16:10 (UTC)

No, Effy was not taking notes on this class. As usual.

And, yeah, still mostly looking amused.

Lois was doing her best to not laugh during the video but, oh my god, this was hilarious.

George was - speechless. And watching. And so, so very speechless again.

All right. Azula admitted, it was somewhat funny.

Kyle was also speechless and staring and wondering two things: why he hadn't thought of that before, and how dangerous it all seemed.

A VIDEO?!

Momoko had kept her eyes covered for the first few seconds, but... it sounded kind of funny? She raised an eyebrow and dropped her hand. Yeah. They were making jokes and stuff, huh. (They were jokes, right? You didn't have to drink raw eggs, right?)

He wants to answer your questions. Really he does!

After they ping in.

Rose was both there to answer questions and totally amused at the video.

Also she might have been hoping to see someone burst into flames of embarrassment.

"... was I supposed to giggle that much?" Elle asked. "Because I mean, come on!"

"You were totally supposed to giggle that much," Rose said. "Either that or burst into flames cause that's funnier for me."

"No bursting into flames," Elle said. "My dad says I have no shame, though I don't know what he means by that."

Yeah, the innocent look so didn't work.

Rose snickered. "Uh huh," she teased. "That's what radio says too."

"... what?"

Oh, Elle. You really need to listen to the radio more.

"You need to listen to radio more," Rose observed. Not that she had until a specific Russian had come to the island. "All sorts of stuff about kissing and the like."

"What, exactly, did it say?" Elle wondered. "Because really, the squirrels better have gotten the details right."

Priorities, she doesn't has them.

"I didn't memorize it," Rose said, making a face. "Check out the podcasts."

"I'm going to have to do that, I think."

Kyle, on the other hand, was sitting quietly. Very, very quietly.

Brain-deadness means you get a video!

I saw this post and was trying to remember what the Midwest Teen Sex Show was called! And now I don't even have to think about it!

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