Announcements | Thursday Noon

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

During lunch, loudspeakers all around campus crackled to life with a self-important man clearing his throat.

"Fandom students, this is your Dean of Awesome speaking. After painstakingly counting and throwing out all votes for Tino, Luke&Grace 4Ever, and Will P. Freely, the votes are in for your Fandom High Student Council!" He took a moment and read of the list clearly and without annotation despite a strong, strong urge.

Senior Representatives
Jean Grey
Sam Winchester
T.R. Wexler

Junior Representatives
Jennifer Walters
Jenny Sparks
Triela

Sophomore Representatives
Andrew Wiggin
Elle Woods

Freshman Representative
George Cooper

"Congratulations to all the winners, a giant 'what did you expect?' aimed at the losers, and don't forget to show for the first StuCo meeting this Friday afternoon. If you're hoping for a letter of recommendation out of this, be prepared with ideas! And scotch. You may now return to your incredibly lame lunch." The loudspeaker squealed to announce he was done and failing at properly pushing the buttons on the machine.

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[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Oh, man. There it was. And it was a good thing that Turtle had once again been on her way to the bathroom once the announcement for Student Council came on. Sure, there had been three runners for the three spots, making the election part a little unnecessary, but there were still months of nerve-wracking preparation and worry now coming to settle heavily and disruptively in her belly.

It was a good thing she was already on her way to the bathroom. This year, like every damn year (and she wondered if every further year for the rest of her life) her relief settled with...a whole lot of ralphing.

At least she didn't need anyone to hold back her hair this time.