ext_250630 ([identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2009-09-17 12:19 am
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Swordplay - 3rd Period - 9/17

A big fan of the handwaving, despite not being a Jedi, Deadpool was in ye olde Danger Shop with more than just a few neato wooden sticks that you get at anime conventions. Though he didn't get his there.

...okay, only two of them. But it was a good deal, okay?

"Okay, so today we're talking about where you kooky kids are at on the skill level so you don't end up like a wee baby kitten up against a rabid Doberman. Not pretty. Believe you me."

Let's just say that was a very bad trip to Guatemala.

"So you get to smack around these hand-dandy dummies who are not at all dressed up like anyone in particular!" Who wouldn't believe a face like that? C'mon now! "So, get crackin' on this so we can start pairing you folks up next week for my own personal Thunderdome."

A beat.

"I'll need a Tina, of course."

Deadpool, stop eying Zack.

"Zack, Arthur. This Saturday in the non-fancy gym in town because someone isn't allowed on campus because it's creepy or something. Anyone who wants to watch fun fighty times is welcome to come along and bring popcorn."

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[identity profile] brat-intraining.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Kennedy
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[personal profile] bitchy_smurf 2009-09-17 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
Illyria

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[identity profile] therhimineecat.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
Seregil i Korit (etc)

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[personal profile] bitchprince 2009-09-17 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
Arthur Pendragon

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[personal profile] bitchprince 2009-09-17 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
Arthur was there. And not... smizing, whatever it was.
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[personal profile] puppy_fair 2009-09-17 11:04 am (UTC)(link)
Zack Fair
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[personal profile] puppy_fair 2009-09-17 11:06 am (UTC)(link)
Zack was there, too! And... He totally didn't know what a smize was.

Which was fine! Because he figured he probably did a lot of that anyhow.

... Right?
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Annja Creed
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[personal profile] spiritandsword 2009-09-17 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Annja was all too happy to hit things.
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Jo Harvelle
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[personal profile] bitchy_smurf 2009-09-17 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Illyria was not 'smizing' at the stick. She was giving it a look that was clearly readable as either 'A stick?' or 'any of Illyria's five million other unreadable looks.' Whatever, there were things to hit with it.

...The stick was probably not supposed to break. She'd have to be more careful with the next one.

...The dummy dressed in plaid was probably supposed to retain its head.


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[identity profile] sorella-vecchia.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 01:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Triela

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[identity profile] sorella-vecchia.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"Looks like you need a new stick," Triela offered conversationally from where she was using carefully controlled strikes so as not to break her own.
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[personal profile] bitchy_smurf 2009-09-17 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"Indeed," Illyria muttered, stalking over to grab one, then returning to glare at the dummy. "Must even the fake humans be this fragile?"

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[identity profile] sorella-vecchia.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 01:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"To be fair, you did hit it pretty hard," Triela pointed out. She might also have suggested that hitting things that hard was inefficient in addition to being overkill, but she didn't know Illyria yet, and decided that might be a bad idea.

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T.R. Wexler
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[personal profile] bitchy_smurf 2009-09-17 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"That wasn't hard," Illyria said, still mildly disgusted. "I was holding back because I didn't care to destroy it." She'd been doing that a lot lately; the frustration might be taking its toll.

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[identity profile] sorella-vecchia.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh." Triela cocked her head slightly. "But you broke it anyway."

Yes. Thank you, Captain Obvious.

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Liz Sherman
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[personal profile] bitchy_smurf 2009-09-17 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm... still becoming familiar with this body." Understatement of the millennium, ahoy.

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