Detention, Saturday

[chosehumanity]

"Hey," Mitchell called, once the handwavey detention announcement had gone out and everyone had had time to gather up by the Danger Shop. "I'm Mitchell. Some of you might've met me." He grinned. "You're here because for whatever reason, the school has chosen to recognise your trespasses. That doesn't mean it has to be horrible, just unpleasant."

Another slight grin, with only a hint of apology.

"So today, we're going to be preparing for a tea party," he continued, "Although I'd like it if you'd all go light on the tea. I'm more of a coffee person."

He shouldn't be allowed free range of children.

"Just enter through there and get your finest," he said, waving at the doorway, "And I'll see you on the other end."

Liir Thropp
Arthur Pendragon
Dinah Lance
Jack Priest
Effy Stonem
Kate Gregson
Francine Peters
Jonothon Starsmore
Azula

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Re: Talk to the Doorman. Guy.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"Hi!" Dinah smiled happily at the guy. "You want to escort me in?"

Re: Talk to the Doorman. Guy.

[chosehumanity]

"Nobody goes in," Seth said, shaking his head. "Orders are orders, little girl."

Re: Talk to the Doorman. Guy.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"Orders from who?" Dinah asked, ready to ignore the 'little girl' comment for now. "And don't you want to go in?"

Re: Talk to the Doorman. Guy.

[chosehumanity]

"My orders are to stand here, and to make sure nobody gets in," Seth informed her, leaning over.

Re: Talk to the Doorman. Guy.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Dinah didn't seem to notice the leaning. "But there's a tea party in there! Tea, wonderful tea. Don't you want tea?" She paused. "I could bring you some tea?"

Re: Talk to the Doorman. Guy.

[chosehumanity]

"I can get tea when I'm done with my assignment, girl." Seth's insults were so inventive.

Re: Talk to the Doorman. Guy.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Some imp of insanity made Dinah say, "You need a hug. For doing such a good job!"

Re: Talk to the Doorman. Guy.

[chosehumanity]

"...You're a little young, aren't you?"

Re: Talk to the Doorman. Guy.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"Hey! Just a hug!" Dinah protested. "And age is, um, irrelevant. Between friends. I don't even know your name. What's your name?"

Re: Talk to the Doorman. Guy.

[chosehumanity]

"I'm Seth," he said.

Oh, that was a leer. That was definitely a leer.

Re: Talk to the Doorman. Guy.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"Ummm..." Okay, maybe not wanting to give a hug now. "Hi Seth!" Edging into manic instead of just friendly now. "Hug, then I can go in-- right?"

Re: Talk to the Doorman. Guy.

[chosehumanity]

"Only if it's a good one."

Seth wasn't creepy at all.

Re: Talk to the Doorman. Guy.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Ew. Okay, Mitchell wouldn't want her to take a bullet just to get in that door, so....

Dinah held out her arms, smiling big, then swerved and ran for the door.

Re: Talk to the Doorman. Guy.

[chosehumanity]

Seth turned.

Of course, Seth turned about five seconds too late. "HEY!" He was not the smartest vampire ever made. "Come back here!"

Re: Talk to the Doorman. Guy.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"BYE!" Dinah called over her shoulder.

If she'd known he was a vampire, she would have done an all-over shudder of gaaaaaaah and then a dance of victory at getting past him.