http://siriuslyscarred.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] siriuslyscarred.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2009-09-08 10:51 pm
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DADA for Muggles [Wednesday, September 9, 5th period]

The Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom today resembled a farmers' market. Under the enchanted sky (today a clear blue), there were bins of various objects: cabbages, sticks, potatoes, and logs.

"Good afternoon, class," Remus said as they entered, the desks shoved to the sides of the classroom. "Today we tackle the problem of camouflaged enemies. Since this is only the second week of class, we're starting you out small. Each of these bins contains both perfectly innocuous objects, and creatures that resemble them. None of them is particularly dangerous -- however, you are all welcome to a pair of gloves, should you feel the need."

He paused, and continued, "While these animals are all from our world, specifically, it is hardly uncommon for creatures, both dark and light, to conceal themselves by masquerading as something else. For instance, most jungle-dwelling large cats have patterns that resemble shadows from their natural environment, so as to blend in all the better and stalk their prey."

"Some modifications can serve defensive purposes," Sirius added. "And some--like a Whomping Willow--" his eyes twinkled at Remus, "--are just ornery." Sirius nodded and gestured at the bins. "In today's exercise, you're looking to differentiate dugbogs from logs, bowtruckles from sticks, gnomes from potatoes and Chinese Chomping Cabbages from, erm, cabbages." He began passing around sheets of parchment breaking down the differences between the various objects.

"And as a final note, next week we will be covering boggarts, which take the form of your greatest fear," Remus added. "If you'd like to be excused from class in advance, do please see Professor Black or myself during our office hours."

[OOC: Preplayed with [livejournal.com profile] lycanthromoony, the excessive OCD is up! Have at it!]

Re: Bin #3: Gnomes and Potatoes

[identity profile] oops-mbad.livejournal.com 2009-09-09 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Diana snorted. "In this school? I wouldn't be surprised. All right, I'm going in." She pulled on her gloves and stuck a hand in the bin, keeping the possibilities near by if she needed to stop things from biting her.
thatsamilkshake: (holy frak (in a good way))

Re: Bin #3: Gnomes and Potatoes

[personal profile] thatsamilkshake 2009-09-09 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Potatoes probably shouldn't wriggle, right? That one just to the left of Diana's fingers was either an especially athletic potato or a gnome who wanted to be a french fry. "Ooh, I think I see one!"

Re: Bin #3: Gnomes and Potatoes

[identity profile] oops-mbad.livejournal.com 2009-09-09 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Diana twisted the possibilities around her hands. She really didn't want to get eaten. "What am I supposed to do with it?" She asked, carefully moving her hand towards the gnome.
thatsamilkshake: (phone)

Re: Bin #3: Gnomes and Potatoes

[personal profile] thatsamilkshake 2009-09-09 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"...Good question." Francine hadn't been all that clear on it beyond 'identifying them.' "Maybe prove we know which is which? If you pick it up, I could take a picture of it with my phone."

Re: Bin #3: Gnomes and Potatoes

[identity profile] oops-mbad.livejournal.com 2009-09-09 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Diana braced herself and grabbed a gnome by its - she decided she didn't want to know what she was holding. "Faster better."
thatsamilkshake: (caught in the act)

Re: Bin #3: Gnomes and Potatoes

[personal profile] thatsamilkshake 2009-09-09 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, like that wasn't guaranteed to make Francine fumble her phone twice before finally getting a proper snapshot. "There!"

Re: Bin #3: Gnomes and Potatoes

[identity profile] oops-mbad.livejournal.com 2009-09-09 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Diana played a bit of hot potato with the gnome before dropping it back in the bin. "That was fun."
thatsamilkshake: (Default)

Re: Bin #3: Gnomes and Potatoes

[personal profile] thatsamilkshake 2009-09-09 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Francine peered in at it and... couldn't tell which one was the gnome anymore. "That was...kinda creepy."

Re: Bin #3: Gnomes and Potatoes

[identity profile] oops-mbad.livejournal.com 2009-09-09 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"The part where we're never going to be able to look a potato in the eye again?" Diana asked, bad pun intentional.
thatsamilkshake: (hi there)

Re: Bin #3: Gnomes and Potatoes

[personal profile] thatsamilkshake 2009-09-10 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"Potatoes don't h--" Francine had other good qualities, besides her brain. "Oh. No. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. Baaaaaaad."

Re: Bin #3: Gnomes and Potatoes

[identity profile] oops-mbad.livejournal.com 2009-09-10 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Diana grinned. "I have no idea what you're talking about."