a guide to getting past life's little quirks | wednesday | period 2 | august 19

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Today was the last day of class and Loki's last day of teaching for a long while, at least. He'd be leaving all that up to the non lazier ones come fall. For now, there was just one last time to get to torment his students.

"Good morning," he began exuberantly. "You all made it to the last fucking class of the term. Now, now, don't cry. I'm sure we'll see each other again. And, if you don't, well, I'm sure we'll all live. Now, I'd thought of planning some super hard final just to piss everyone off but I just couldn't make myself plan something hard like that."

That would have meant he'd have to pay attention or grade something and he was just too fucking lazy to do that on the last day of class.

"So, instead, I'm going to assign each of you an individual situation," he decided. "Could be anything and I want you to tell me how you'd solve that little quirk or, if you can't solve it, how you'd deal with it. You can use things we've learned this semester or you can make up your own fucking way. This is just to see how you do with things on the fly. Let's get started."

Oh, the quirks he'd devised. His brain was fucking awesome.

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Comments

Re: class activity | quirky dealings [llq 08/19]

[ashockingbitch]

Jenny eyed him disbelievingly. "I wouldn't be getting plastic surgery in the first place."

Re: class activity | quirky dealings [llq 08/19]

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

"That's not the point of the assignment," he said. "I'm sure you wouldn't but this is hypothetical."

Re: class activity | quirky dealings [llq 08/19]

[ashockingbitch]

Jenny considered. "Malpractice suits are less than effective, so I'd send Midnighter to get my money back, then find out who did Shen's boob job, because they're stellar, and get him to fix my nose and give me the rack I should've had in the first place."