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Today was the last day of class and Loki's last day of teaching for a long while, at least. He'd be leaving all that up to the non lazier ones come fall. For now, there was just one last time to get to torment his students.

"Good morning," he began exuberantly. "You all made it to the last fucking class of the term. Now, now, don't cry. I'm sure we'll see each other again. And, if you don't, well, I'm sure we'll all live. Now, I'd thought of planning some super hard final just to piss everyone off but I just couldn't make myself plan something hard like that."

That would have meant he'd have to pay attention or grade something and he was just too fucking lazy to do that on the last day of class.

"So, instead, I'm going to assign each of you an individual situation," he decided. "Could be anything and I want you to tell me how you'd solve that little quirk or, if you can't solve it, how you'd deal with it. You can use things we've learned this semester or you can make up your own fucking way. This is just to see how you do with things on the fly. Let's get started."

Oh, the quirks he'd devised. His brain was fucking awesome.

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George scowled for a moment. Okay, he had a point there, and it kinda sucked.

"There's no reason t'say I'm lookin' like a lass anyway!"

Nice try there.

Loki snickered and shook his head. "Maybe it's your very fluffy hair that confuses them?"

"I don't have fluffy hair!" he squeaked.

And so he reached up with both hands to try to pat at it to make sure.

"Of course you don't," he teased. "I do approve of the direct route though. It might not be the most appropriate but, most of the time, the inappropriate is the most fun."

"Tis just droppin' yer draws," George said, his hands still on his hair to make sure the hair stayed unfluffy. "Can't be that inappropriate."

"You'd be surprised at what some people freak out about," he said, shrugging. "Sure you'll learn it."

Probably the hard way.

Hopefully the hard way.

"Their loss then if they're goin' t'be picky an' stuck up," George said with a shrug. "Can't be watchin' out fer them all."

"Good luck with that," Loki said, laughing again. "And just make sure the person you're about to drop your pants in front of is not a cop."

Thank you, Loki, for giving George ideas.

"Unless ye had a getaway route."

Man, this kid was so gonna get arrested a fucking lot.

"Unless there's that," he agreed with another laugh. "I'm not bailing your ass out when it happens."

"Wouldn't need bailin' out," George said cockily. "Not goin' t'get caught."

His overconfidence would so be his undoing.

Loki just reached to pat George on the shoulder. "Good luck with that one." So going to jail.

"Thank ye, Loki," he said. "Yer confidence, tis overwhelming."

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