fandomhigh | a guide to getting past life's little quirks | wednesday | period 2

Today was the last day of class and Loki's last day of teaching for a long while, at least. He'd be leaving all that up to the non lazier ones come fall. For now, there was just one last time to get to torment his students.

"Good morning," he began exuberantly. "You all made it to the last fucking class of the term. Now, now, don't cry. I'm sure we'll see each other again. And, if you don't, well, I'm sure we'll all live. Now, I'd thought of planning some super hard final just to piss everyone off but I just couldn't make myself plan something hard like that."

That would have meant he'd have to pay attention or grade something and he was just too fucking lazy to do that on the last day of class.

"So, instead, I'm going to assign each of you an individual situation," he decided. "Could be anything and I want you to tell me how you'd solve that little quirk or, if you can't solve it, how you'd deal with it. You can use things we've learned this semester or you can make up your own fucking way. This is just to see how you do with things on the fly. Let's get started."

Oh, the quirks he'd devised. His brain was fucking awesome.

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Helen frowned. "I believe one of the magic users back home can cure that. But if I could not get there, I'm sure someone at the clinic would be able to help."

"And until then?" Loki wondered. "Getting medical attention is priority but do you tell anyone? Stay in your room? Spread it around?"

Helen blinked at him. "It would only be right for me to tell any sexual partners, of course. And no, what point would there be in hiding in my room or spreading it around? Though, if I discovered that whomever gave it to me had known he had this... I might make him very very sorry."

"This is your scenario, not mine," Loki reminded her. "I'm just questioning your plans to see how solid they are."

"Clinic, inform sexual partners, and possibly injure the source, then," Helen said calmly.

"Let's hope the clinic can help you and your sexual partners understand and the source doesn't own a gun," he said. "Still, it's a good start."

"The odds of this happening are quite slim," Helen said firmly.

"Good luck with that," Loki said, shaking his head in amusement before moving on.

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