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Today was the last day of class and Loki's last day of teaching for a long while, at least. He'd be leaving all that up to the non lazier ones come fall. For now, there was just one last time to get to torment his students.

"Good morning," he began exuberantly. "You all made it to the last fucking class of the term. Now, now, don't cry. I'm sure we'll see each other again. And, if you don't, well, I'm sure we'll all live. Now, I'd thought of planning some super hard final just to piss everyone off but I just couldn't make myself plan something hard like that."

That would have meant he'd have to pay attention or grade something and he was just too fucking lazy to do that on the last day of class.

"So, instead, I'm going to assign each of you an individual situation," he decided. "Could be anything and I want you to tell me how you'd solve that little quirk or, if you can't solve it, how you'd deal with it. You can use things we've learned this semester or you can make up your own fucking way. This is just to see how you do with things on the fly. Let's get started."

Oh, the quirks he'd devised. His brain was fucking awesome.

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"You must be really fucking secure in your relationships," he said, snickering. "You think she'd share the sentiment if she saw you?"

"Sure she would!" Oh, Emmett. You were living in a fantasy land.

"No jealousy whatsoever that you were sticking it to another girl that wasn't her and she didn't know until she saw the video?" he posed.

"No way! My girl's hot and she knows it. She'd never be jealous," Emmett said. Rosalie got jealous over things like people getting to have children while she couldn't. "She'd probably just be upset I didn't tell her about it in the first place but that's easily smoothed over with some grovelling and presents."

"Interesting," he said, nodding. Loki didn't think those type of girls fucking existed. "Better hold onto that one because most girls would make sure the body's never found if they saw their significant other in a porn vid."

Well when you've been with someone for almost seventy-five years you become pretty confident that they're not going to leave you. "Trust me, I have no intention of letting her go."

"Good luck," Loki said, giving Emmett a nod. "And if you ever do a porn, make sure it's tasteful."

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