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Today was the last day of class and Loki's last day of teaching for a long while, at least. He'd be leaving all that up to the non lazier ones come fall. For now, there was just one last time to get to torment his students.

"Good morning," he began exuberantly. "You all made it to the last fucking class of the term. Now, now, don't cry. I'm sure we'll see each other again. And, if you don't, well, I'm sure we'll all live. Now, I'd thought of planning some super hard final just to piss everyone off but I just couldn't make myself plan something hard like that."

That would have meant he'd have to pay attention or grade something and he was just too fucking lazy to do that on the last day of class.

"So, instead, I'm going to assign each of you an individual situation," he decided. "Could be anything and I want you to tell me how you'd solve that little quirk or, if you can't solve it, how you'd deal with it. You can use things we've learned this semester or you can make up your own fucking way. This is just to see how you do with things on the fly. Let's get started."

Oh, the quirks he'd devised. His brain was fucking awesome.

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"I will go to the concert! Then I will attempt to get backstage speaking in an outrageous French-Canadian accent by claiming to be Celine's long lost daughter and then demand money to keep her family secret quiet," Layal replied.

"And what if she thinks you're fucking nuts?" Loki asked. "I'm sure she's had a lot of fake children pop up. Also, she doesn't seem the type to just pop out children and forget about them. She's like the Sally fucking Struthers of the music world."

"It'll be worth it just to kick her in the shins and yell 'I was earwormed for two years having to listen to that heart-will-go-on crap!"

Okay, that was actually pretty much what Loki would have done. "Getting arrested would be worth it too? You know they'd charge you for assault."

To Loki, it would be so fucking worth it. That song had given him fucking nightmares and made him want to take a bat to many a radio over the years.

"I'm pretty sure I'd get a light sentence," Layla said with a shrug. "Everybody hates that song now."

"And half the fucking world would testify on your behalf," Loki agreed. "I approve. Good way of dealing with having to go to that woman's concert. My only advice, bring earplugs."

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