http://suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2009-08-09 10:44 pm
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How to be Awesome | Week 6 | Period 6 | Mon. 8/10

Back in the computer lab, How to Be Awesome students would find their witty and well-groomed professor waiting in an armchair at the front of the room with a glass of scotch and a cigar. Don't ask how he managed it, just be impressed with his abilities. There was also a screen hanging behind him and plenty of computer stations facing him for all to use.

A minute or two before the appropriate time, Barney started in on his 'lecture.'

"Alright students and potential street cleaners, this week you're going to prepare to show the world how awesome you are. Someday, some of you will need to apply for a job. But come on, who can really show off what they're able to do on paper? No one Awesome. Who cares what school you went to or if you were in the Honor Society? Not anyone important. Which is why you need a video résumé. That's right. People are nothing if not visual and this," he pointed at the screen, "is the best way to introduce Barney Stinson to the world. In fact, I sent a copy of my résumé along with an introductory letter to the school board just the other day to ensure they were using me to the very best of my abilities." Oh yes, Barney had ideas.

"Now, you're going to take a gander at mine and then today I'm giving you cameras and access to film editing software right in this very computer lab to crank out an Awesome résumé highlighting the best parts of you that show why anyone should ever hire your Awesome self. Your projects are due next Monday and are your pass to participating in the final." He clicked a button on the remote and the lights dimmed for the show.


Also here.

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Re: Sign In [Awesome W6]

[identity profile] yakkoyaks.livejournal.com 2009-08-10 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Yakko, Major General, legendary cartoon character

Re: Lecture [Awesome W6]

[identity profile] yakkoyaks.livejournal.com 2009-08-10 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Yakko was spinning around in his computer chair. It was hard to stare while doing that.

Re: Sign In [Awesome W6]

[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com 2009-08-10 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Chuck Bass, El Presidente, CEO of Bass Industries

Re: Sign In [Awesome W6]

[identity profile] defeats-buses.livejournal.com 2009-08-10 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Prince Edward! Prince! King of Andalasia! Ah-hah!

Re: Lecture [Awesome W6]

[identity profile] defeats-buses.livejournal.com 2009-08-10 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Prince Edward stared, yes. But he thought he pretty much understood, which rarely happens in this class.
likethegun: (i'm making my o rly? face)

Re: Sign In [Awesome W6]

[personal profile] likethegun 2009-08-10 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Sam Winchester, Chosen One, Antichrist

Re: Work on Your Résumé [Awesome W6]

[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com 2009-08-10 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Chuck was just gonna sit right here and pretend to work while nursing his hangover.

Re: Lecture [Awesome W6]

[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com 2009-08-10 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Chuck had a hangover so he was avoiding looking at the screen too much (the light hurt!) but he was impressed with what he saw. He was also very glad he was inheriting a job and would probably never need a resume.

Re: Work on Your Résumé [Awesome W6]

[identity profile] yakkoyaks.livejournal.com 2009-08-10 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Yakko had some ideas for his resume. Oh, yes, he had some ideas.

Those ideas were mostly that it would have to wait until he was done spinning around in his chair.
likethegun: (i'm slowly catching up)

Re: Lecture [Awesome W6]

[personal profile] likethegun 2009-08-10 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
There was nothing wrong with staring when Barney managed to surprise Sam with his insanity every single week.
likethegun: (i'm making my o rly? face)

Re: Work on Your Résumé [Awesome W6]

[personal profile] likethegun 2009-08-10 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
"All right, what did you do and why are people going to be mad at you?" Sam asked, sitting down next to Chuck. "Also, I do not love you, and you don't get to call me Sammy."

Re: Sign In [Awesome W6]

[identity profile] iknowstuff.livejournal.com 2009-08-10 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Layla Miller. Girl who knows stuff. Metaphorical pawn in the game of life/chess.

Re: Work on Your Résumé [Awesome W6]

[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com 2009-08-10 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
"Don't get snippy with me over stuff that was said when I was drunk. That never counts," Chuck said, wincing slightly at the added noise. "Except the stuff about people being mad at me. That was true. I fucked up."

He sat up in his chair a bit. "Wait, no. I didn't fuck up. I did what I always do, only now I feel bad about doing it. Which is complete bullshit and I have decided to partially blame you for my conscience suddenly making an appearance after seventeen years."

Re: Sign In [Awesome W6]

[identity profile] gudspellr-claud.livejournal.com 2009-08-10 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Claudia Kishi, part-time, t-shirt folder at the Gap.

Re: Sign In [Awesome W6]

[identity profile] likes-chicken.livejournal.com 2009-08-10 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Hurley Reyes, Workman, Morale Officer of Craphole Island

Re: Work on Your Résumé [Awesome W6]

[identity profile] likes-chicken.livejournal.com 2009-08-10 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Hurley's vision was something like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmWzBP-J1mo).

If only he could do it...

Re: Sign In [Awesome W6]

[identity profile] youcantfollow.livejournal.com 2009-08-10 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Griffin O'Conner, full-time, paladin hunter.
likethegun: (i'm making an innocent face)

Re: Work on Your Résumé [Awesome W6]

[personal profile] likethegun 2009-08-10 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
"I don't mind being blamed for you having a conscience at all," Sam insisted, although he lowered his voice to keep from killing Chuck's head too much. "What did you do?"

Re: Work on Your Résumé [Awesome W6]

[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com 2009-08-10 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Chuck groaned. "I got Rachel Roth into bed Saturday night, kicked her out of bed the next day and now she thinks she's in love with me."

After this was said, he looked over at Sam, trying to look as cute and apologetic as possible with a "please don't yell at me in public" look on his face.

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