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How to be Awesome | Week 6 | Period 6 | Mon. 8/10
Back in the computer lab, How to Be Awesome students would find their witty and well-groomed professor waiting in an armchair at the front of the room with a glass of scotch and a cigar. Don't ask how he managed it, just be impressed with his abilities. There was also a screen hanging behind him and plenty of computer stations facing him for all to use.
A minute or two before the appropriate time, Barney started in on his 'lecture.'
"Alright students and potential street cleaners, this week you're going to prepare to show the world how awesome you are. Someday, some of you will need to apply for a job. But come on, who can really show off what they're able to do on paper? No one Awesome. Who cares what school you went to or if you were in the Honor Society? Not anyone important. Which is why you need a video résumé. That's right. People are nothing if not visual and this," he pointed at the screen, "is the best way to introduce Barney Stinson to the world. In fact, I sent a copy of my résumé along with an introductory letter to the school board just the other day to ensure they were using me to the very best of my abilities." Oh yes, Barney had ideas.
"Now, you're going to take a gander at mine and then today I'm giving you cameras and access to film editing software right in this very computer lab to crank out an Awesome résumé highlighting the best parts of you that show why anyone should ever hire your Awesome self. Your projects are due next Monday and are your pass to participating in the final." He clicked a button on the remote and the lights dimmed for the show.
Also here.
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A minute or two before the appropriate time, Barney started in on his 'lecture.'
"Alright students and potential street cleaners, this week you're going to prepare to show the world how awesome you are. Someday, some of you will need to apply for a job. But come on, who can really show off what they're able to do on paper? No one Awesome. Who cares what school you went to or if you were in the Honor Society? Not anyone important. Which is why you need a video résumé. That's right. People are nothing if not visual and this," he pointed at the screen, "is the best way to introduce Barney Stinson to the world. In fact, I sent a copy of my résumé along with an introductory letter to the school board just the other day to ensure they were using me to the very best of my abilities." Oh yes, Barney had ideas.
"Now, you're going to take a gander at mine and then today I'm giving you cameras and access to film editing software right in this very computer lab to crank out an Awesome résumé highlighting the best parts of you that show why anyone should ever hire your Awesome self. Your projects are due next Monday and are your pass to participating in the final." He clicked a button on the remote and the lights dimmed for the show.
Also here.
[Course Information | Roster ]
Re: Work on Your Résumé [Awesome W6]
And anyway, what the fuck was she supposed to owe him anyway? Not like she had anything to trade at this point. Hadn't dug her claws in for a while, was that not good enough?
Re: Work on Your Résumé [Awesome W6]
Besides, he wasn't in much of a better mood. He just hid it well. And the kitty was kind of cute and soft so more distraction.
"You have it too easy," he said, shaking his head. "Damn slacker."
Re: Work on Your Résumé [Awesome W6]
In this case, she was already half dozing off on his lap. Why the hell not? He wasn't complaining.
Re: Work on Your Résumé [Awesome W6]
At least one of them could sleep, right?