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Surviving Deep Space - Thursday, Period Two - 8/06
"Good news, class," he announced as soon as they were all in. If anyone was wondering how there could be good news, it would be revealed in just a few moments. Yes, from Rimmer.
Careful and watch your heart monitors, folks.
"Today's scheduled class, a meeting with a thankfully holographic Inquisitor, will, due to last weeks horrifying nightmare of an experience, be postponed indefinitely. In fact, pretend I never mentioned it... unless, say, you happen to wake up one night to see a skull-like face looming over you insisting you justify your existence."
...
"Something like that. Anyway, today we'll be covering pleasure GELFs and I've even been so good as to provide you your own room for a touch of privacy."
Behind him, in fact, there were a number of doors, the exact number as there were students.
"This is to prepare you for dealing with such a creature should you meet them in the future, so that you're prepared. Attempt to sleep with the one you find here, however, and it will turn into a rather confused marsupial. Which one has been entirely left to choice, so good luck with that."
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Careful and watch your heart monitors, folks.
"Today's scheduled class, a meeting with a thankfully holographic Inquisitor, will, due to last weeks horrifying nightmare of an experience, be postponed indefinitely. In fact, pretend I never mentioned it... unless, say, you happen to wake up one night to see a skull-like face looming over you insisting you justify your existence."
...
"Something like that. Anyway, today we'll be covering pleasure GELFs and I've even been so good as to provide you your own room for a touch of privacy."
Behind him, in fact, there were a number of doors, the exact number as there were students.
"This is to prepare you for dealing with such a creature should you meet them in the future, so that you're prepared. Attempt to sleep with the one you find here, however, and it will turn into a rather confused marsupial. Which one has been entirely left to choice, so good luck with that."
[ocd up!]

Re: Meet your GELF
Afterward, the pleasure GELF probably felt pretty tired, because if there was one thing that Valentine desired most in a mate, it was sure as hell way too damn complicated.