Driver's Ed [Thursday, Week 5, Period 5]

[eager-platypus.livejournal.com]

"Good afternoon," Ziva said, greeting the students as they assembled in the Danger Shop. The racetrack was gone today, replaced with, of all things, a bumper car arena.

"I am aware that this weekend was highly unpleasant for many of you, and so I decided that a stress-relieving activity might be best for today," she said. "If any of you require someone with whom to speak about the last week, I would certainly be happy to listen. Otherwise, enjoy yourselves here. This is not all for fun though. Learning how to drive in close proximity with other vehicles and avoid oncoming collisions will serve you well for the final class. Try to keep those things in mind while you are crashing into each other." Surely, they could multitask a little.

Comments

Re: Vroom vroom! [08/06]

[anarchist-queen.livejournal.com]

"Bonzai!" Watch out!

Re: Vroom vroom! [08/06]

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

"Hey! Watchit!" Oh, the heck with it. Jack aimed right for his favorite elf.

Re: Vroom vroom! [08/06]

[anarchist-queen.livejournal.com]

"Ack!" Leda laughed, sideswiping him in retaliation.

Re: Vroom vroom! [08/06]

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

"No fair!" he said, spinning around to T-bone her.

Re: Vroom vroom! [08/06]

[anarchist-queen.livejournal.com]

She grunted with the impact, and flailed with the wheel trying to maneuver into a position to get him again.

Re: Vroom vroom! [08/06]

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

Jack took off running (well, driving) to try to get some distance between him and his Little Sibling. It didn't work.

Re: Vroom vroom! [08/06]

[anarchist-queen.livejournal.com]

Wham! She kareened off his side, and spun into another driver.

Re: Vroom vroom! [08/06]

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, that wasn't pretty.

But it was funny. Thing about Jack was if he was laughing too hard, he wasn' paying attention to not getting hit.

Re: Vroom vroom! [08/06]

[anarchist-queen.livejournal.com]

How fortunate, this simplifies every thing. *Wham!*

Re: Vroom vroom! [08/06]

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

Jack would be asking for her license and registration so he could sue for whiplash.

Or, he'd turn the car around and aim for her. Decisions, decisions.

Jack chose option B, with a grin on his face.

Re: Vroom vroom! [08/06]

[anarchist-queen.livejournal.com]

"How come there's no reverse on these things?"

Re: Vroom vroom! [08/06]

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

"You just have to advance rearwards!" Jack called...and ramming towards her again.

Re: Vroom vroom! [08/06]

[anarchist-queen.livejournal.com]

"What the hell does that meN?" she laughed.

Re: Vroom vroom! [08/06]

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

"I don't know!" he admitted.

Re: Vroom vroom! [08/06]

[anarchist-queen.livejournal.com]

Leda snickered, and in trying to steer in a direction to hit him, banged against the wall instead.

Re: Vroom vroom! [08/06]

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

Ooooh. That didn't look good.

Those were consoling snickers from Jack...at least until he was blindsided by someone else.

Re: Vroom vroom! [08/06]

[anarchist-queen.livejournal.com]

"Hee hee."

Re: Vroom vroom! [08/06]

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

"That's not funny." When it happens to Jack, it's not funny. When it happens to someone else, it's hilarious.

Re: Vroom vroom! [08/06]

[anarchist-queen.livejournal.com]

"It's a little funny."

Re: Vroom vroom! [08/06]

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

"Okay, a bit funny."