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fandomhigh2009-07-22 11:39 pm
doubleohblonde) wrote in fandomhigh2009-07-22 11:39 pm
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Practical Weaponry [Wednesday, Period Four]
Today the Danger-Shop was set up to look like a large plain with a castle in the distance. Bond leant against a large wooden device, looking very pleased with himself indeed.
"This is a trebuchet," Bond began, slapping the side of the device fondly. "It's siege engine dating from the Middle Ages, used mainly for flinging high speed projectiles at fortifications, though occasionally infected corpses were thrown over the walls, and while most of you are unlikely to ever need to use one for its intended purpose, they still provide an excellent exercise in calculating trajectories and distances."
"The principle is fairly simple. A missile is placed in the sling at the long end of the arm, then the counterweight at the short end is raised," he explained, pointing to the relevant parts of the trebuchet as he spoke. "When you wish to fire, this latch is released, the counterweight falls, the long arm rises, one end of the sling is released, and the missile flies off to hopefully destroy your target. Like this."
Bond did not grin as he set off the trebuchet and the stone went flying in the direction of the castle. That would have been unprofessional.
"Your mission today is to try to breach the walls of that castle over there. Who wants to go first?"
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"This is a trebuchet," Bond began, slapping the side of the device fondly. "It's siege engine dating from the Middle Ages, used mainly for flinging high speed projectiles at fortifications, though occasionally infected corpses were thrown over the walls, and while most of you are unlikely to ever need to use one for its intended purpose, they still provide an excellent exercise in calculating trajectories and distances."
"The principle is fairly simple. A missile is placed in the sling at the long end of the arm, then the counterweight at the short end is raised," he explained, pointing to the relevant parts of the trebuchet as he spoke. "When you wish to fire, this latch is released, the counterweight falls, the long arm rises, one end of the sling is released, and the missile flies off to hopefully destroy your target. Like this."
Bond did not grin as he set off the trebuchet and the stone went flying in the direction of the castle. That would have been unprofessional.
"Your mission today is to try to breach the walls of that castle over there. Who wants to go first?"
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Instead he was going to sit here, looking almost close to content. Well, mostly a little homesick. Ish.
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Then again, it probably didn't fit into much at all. Or maybe it was just her sense of more efficient modern weapons showing through again.
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Therapeutic, perhaps. Not that Tybalt was in need of any sort of therapy since he'd taken Bond's advice and checked out the zombies at Caritas. What an utterly absurd presumption.
... Tybalt really, really, really needed smashing-things-with-rocks therapy actually, yes.
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