a guide to getting past life's little quirks | wednesday | period 2 | july 8

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Loki decided to hold class outside, around the main campfire for maximum, well, maximum campfire experience. He really didn't know what the fuck that meant other than he wanted to be outside and not cooped up in a classroom. If the students didn't like roughing it, oh fucking well. That was why he had the authority.

"All right," he started once everyone seemed to have filed in, "I see some familiar faces and some faces I don't recognize. So, if you don't know me, I'm Loki, I'm your teacher and if you didn't sign up for this class, don't tell me that because I'll have to make fun of you."

And he would too.

"Anyway, if you're expecting to do battle with swords or learn to fly or shit like that, you're gonna be sadly bored in this class because that's not what it's about. This class is about dealing with all the little shit that you encounter in everyday life that can put a major fucking cramp in your day. It's stuff that no one thinks about until it fucking ruins their plans because they had no idea how to fucking get past it. This class will teach you how to get past certain things, how to deal with certain things and how to be fucking awesome while doing it."

He just threw that last part in, of course. He was always awesome.

"Today, though, we'll start off slow. We'll do introductions so I know who the hell you are and what the hell you're doing here. Name, age, and last time you bought fucking condoms." He thought of leaving it there but, well, he didn't need to get in trouble. "If you don't want to tell anyone that, just tell us the last time something embarrassing happened to you that you didn't know how to deal with. Sound good? Right." He paused and looked around the assembled mass before picking two people at random. "And you two," he said, pointing to George and Elena, "are the TA's. Congratulations. Don't you just love random fucking selection? Anyway, intros. Go."

With that, he leaned back and waited to hear the class intros.

[Class syllabus and roster]

Comments

Re: class activity | intros | [llq 07/08]

[defeats-buses.livejournal.com]

Edward rolled his too, just to show that he could.

Re: class activity | intros | [llq 07/08]

[elephantgadget.livejournal.com]

Helen considered whether she could make him flee from the room by batting her eyelids and blowing him a kiss.

Re: class activity | intros | [llq 07/08]

[defeats-buses.livejournal.com]

Edward wondered what Helen was considering while he stared at her, deciding another eye roll was entertaining. What did it even mean?

Re: class activity | intros | [llq 07/08]

[elephantgadget.livejournal.com]

He was staring at her. As far as Helen was concerned that meant all bets were off. So, she fluttered her eyelashes sexily at him, and blew him a kiss when Loki's attention was on another student.

Re: class activity | intros | [llq 07/08]

[defeats-buses.livejournal.com]

Well now. That would have Edward blinking, looking behind him to see if there was a slight chance she was doing all that eyelash thing at someone else, before he turned back to her, pointing at himself in question.

Re: class activity | intros | [llq 07/08]

[elephantgadget.livejournal.com]

Helen nodded, fluttered more, and pointed to him, mouthing "Closet? After class?"

Re: class activity | intros | [llq 07/08]

[defeats-buses.livejournal.com]

Closet. After class.

Blink.

OH!

Edward shook his head and turned sharply in the opposite direction.

That girl! Did she not know he was taken?!

Sweet Andalasia!

Re: class activity | intros | [llq 07/08]

[elephantgadget.livejournal.com]

Helen laughed and settled down smugly to enjoy the rest of the class.