Practical Etiquette, Period 3, Class #6 - Thursday, June 18

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Miss Bennet had handwavily notified her students to meet her in the Danger Shop, this week, and added that they might wish to wear something elegant, but not to concern themselves if they were unable to accomplish the latter. She herself had worn one of her favorite gowns, with a stylish hairpiece and opera-length gloves.

The Danger Shop looked identical to Miss Bennet's classroom, save the two ornate double doors off to one side, and a far more ordinary one to the rear.

"Welcome," Miss Bennet said, smiling at her students. "First, I should like to say that you have my apologies for my absence last week, though I am glad to know that I left you in quite capable hands. Secondly, I wish to inform you that, as last week is our last time together, I will be giving a final exam. Pray do not distress yourselves studying; it will not be the sort of examination which requires rote memorization. More a practical application of what we have learned so far.

"And now, we may progress to today's lesson. Today, we will be discussing etiquette as applies to more formal setting; that is to say, a dinner party." She clasped her hands in front of herself. "One arrives, and mingles with the other guests, making polite conversation. Nothing too serious, and nothing which may cause offense. When dinner is announced, guests follow into the dining area by order of precedence -- their social standing as regards one another. When you find yourself in doubt in such situations, it is wiser to err on the side of caution, and rank yourself slightly lower than your own estimations. It is better to be elevated by an attentive hostess than demoted.

"Always stand until your hostess sits. Soup is the first course; do take care not to begin on your own food until all have been served, and even then, it is wise to wait for one's hostess to begin. Converse with those seated near you. Do not shout over several individuals in order to have a loud conversation with someone on the opposite side of the table altogether. Do please remember that it is considered rude to snub the food with which you are presented; if it is not to your liking, make an effort to eat enough of it that your dislike will not be noticeable, lest the party think you are insulting your hostess. For silverware, there is a simple trick: start on the furthest utensil out, then move inward for each course."

Miss Bennet then straightened up, and walked purposefully to the door at the back of the room. "You all look quite lovely," she said, regardless of whether any of them had actually worn anything formal. "But we have several minutes before our dinner party is to start. So should any of you desire, you may sample the Danger Shop's wares." She opened the door, revealing a small storeroom filled with dresses and suits, with changing areas to the side. Her eyes were dancing. "Do please hurry, so our food does not turn cold."

(Wait for OCD up!)

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Re: Dinner [ET-6]

[once-a-traitor.livejournal.com]

Edmund took his seat after the ladies had, between Rose and Triela and across from Agnes and Joan. He seemed quite at ease, moreso than throughout the rest of the workshop every week.

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[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

After her conversation with Karla, Rose turned to her other dinner partner. Because she'd seen movies about how this worked.

"You look comfortable," she teased.

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[once-a-traitor.livejournal.com]

"You get used to these after a while," he replied, settling back in his chair.

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[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

"Dinners with a whole bunch of your classmates?"

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[once-a-traitor.livejournal.com]

"Formal dinners with people I don't know very well," he corrected.

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[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

"Aww, and here I thought we were friends," Rose said, making a face at him.

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[once-a-traitor.livejournal.com]

"If by friends you mean we run into each other and you antagonise me, then yes, I suppose we are," he replied dryly.

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[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

"That's a really good definition, yeah," Rose agreed.

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[once-a-traitor.livejournal.com]

"Then we must be the best of friends," Ed grinned. "Although considering this is a final exam, perhaps we should be on our best behaviour." His tone suggested otherwise.

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[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

Rose chuckled. "Does that mean we have to simper and I'll call you Your Majesty and you'll call me Miss Hathaway? Cause, um, no. Not gonna happen." She grinned back. "Besides. I'm on my best behaviour already."

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[once-a-traitor.livejournal.com]

"I think if you called me Your Majesty, I might swoon from the shock and we couldn't have that. Miss Hathaway."

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[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

"Actually I'd be okay with that if you end up with soup on your face," Rose shot back.

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[once-a-traitor.livejournal.com]

"The day is young. I may end up with soup on my face anyway even without the swooning."

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[glacial_queen]

Since Miss Bennet didn't seem too averse to chatting, Karla leaned backward in her chair and spoke around Rose. "Are we still on the part of the conversation where we made empty chatter about the weather and the food or have we moved on to more amusing topics yet?" Her irreverent grin was at odds with her formal attire.

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[once-a-traitor.livejournal.com]

"There was the possibility of a food fight discussed, but I think it was decided against so as not to ruin Miss Bennet's dinner party," Edmund replied, adjusting his chair so he could still remain a part of the dinner without being rude to his neighbours.

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[glacial_queen]

"Pity. I believe we rejected surprise pounce-and-kisses for the same reason. I'm Karla, by the way," she said. She recognized Edmund, of course, even knew his name, but this was the first time they'd spoken if memory served correctly.

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[once-a-traitor.livejournal.com]

"Edmund," he replied, nodding politely. "My apologies for not introducing myself sooner."

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[glacial_queen]

"None needed. I can play the game, but I've never been one for formalities. Which is why I'm a bit saddened by the lack of foodfights," she said, smiling.

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[once-a-traitor.livejournal.com]

"Perhaps we'll have to start one in a common room one evening." He glanced towards Miss Bennet's end of the table. "Somewhere that doesn't ruin Miss Bennet's well-laid plans. I'm sure it wouldn't take much effort to agitate someone into fighting back."

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[glacial_queen]

Karla also gave Miss Bennet a considering glance. "She's too kind to spoil her dinner. And too in charge of our grades. Some other time it'll have to be," she agreed with a smile.

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[once-a-traitor.livejournal.com]

"Feel free to hold me to that offer."

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[glacial_queen]

"Can we agree that unexpectedly flying food counts as me holding you to it?" Karla asked impishly. "Or should a verbal warning precede it?"

Five seconds ahead still counts as preceding.

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[once-a-traitor.livejournal.com]

Edmund looked as if he was considering her offer. "I think a verbal warning would ruin the experience."

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[glacial_queen]

And that earned him a laugh. "I like the way you think, Edmund," Karla said, eyes dancing. "Now that I think of it, once the battle is fully joined, I probably wouldn't mind laying aside hostilities for a temporary alliance. Just saying."

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[once-a-traitor.livejournal.com]

"That would certainly add some interest to the battle. The unsuspecting participants wouldn't be expecting that."