Seven Secrets to Success - Period Five - Wednesday, 6/17

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Today, the classroom was made up much like the hallways of a certain mining ship and near the entrance, there were a number of trolleys.

"Today's class is simple, cadets," he assured them as he looked his students over (all four of them).

"Today... we learn diligence. Today, we learn that every duty is important if it is a duty given to you, that slacking in any form is toxic to your chances of success, and delicious chocolate-covered bon-bons to the demons of failure!"

Rimmer breathed out, which was largely useless but it made him feel better.

"These carts are for you to use in handwavily servicing the soup dispensers on this floor. The instructions are included, as well as all the tools you will need. I will go around observing your progress.

"When you're done, you're welcome to relax in the mess hall."

Of course, he didn't tell them how he'd be grading them for this, but that was because he was a mean-spirited smeghead.

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Re: Listen to the (Short) Lecture / Chat

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"Right, of course, how silly of me."

Agnes headed off to choose a cart and start reading through the manual.