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fandomhigh2009-06-03 09:00 am
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Seven Secrets to Success - Period Five - Wednesday, 6/3
The room was set up as it had been the first day, with the tables and chairs like any other classroom. The singular difference, of course, was who was slouched rakishly against the teacher's desk.
His hair was a Pantene commercial waiting to happen.1
His golden flight uniform shimmered and shone like the light from the sun itself.2
His teeth held a whiteness that defined 'white', as day was day and night was night.3
A paragon of virtue, virility, and all the best the Space Corps had to offer stood before them, nostrils flared with pure animal magnetism. If sexual magnetism were a virus4, then baby, this was patient zero.
"The name's Ace," he said, his voice pure awesomeness translated into tone and frequency, "and as your... instructor seems to still be feeling the effects of his little rendezvous with holo-virus, I'll be covering the class today."
If you melted at the smile, well, you're in good company.
[ocd up!]
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1 If was originally an Herbal Essences commercial, but due to the effect the sight of him naked in a shower had on the female extras (and crew), the footage had to be sold to a tasteful adult productions studio.
2At least seven primitive cultures on four different planets have mistaken Ace for the god of the sun during his travels. In these cultures, there was a documented 90% increase in female virgins willing to become a sacrifice to said god and a 95% increase in males willing to admit they were virgins to allow them to participate.
3Whiter than Chuck Norris's teeth. No. Really.
4It actually is.
His hair was a Pantene commercial waiting to happen.1
His golden flight uniform shimmered and shone like the light from the sun itself.2
His teeth held a whiteness that defined 'white', as day was day and night was night.3
A paragon of virtue, virility, and all the best the Space Corps had to offer stood before them, nostrils flared with pure animal magnetism. If sexual magnetism were a virus4, then baby, this was patient zero.
"The name's Ace," he said, his voice pure awesomeness translated into tone and frequency, "and as your... instructor seems to still be feeling the effects of his little rendezvous with holo-virus, I'll be covering the class today."
If you melted at the smile, well, you're in good company.
[ocd up!]
_________________________
1 If was originally an Herbal Essences commercial, but due to the effect the sight of him naked in a shower had on the female extras (and crew), the footage had to be sold to a tasteful adult productions studio.
2At least seven primitive cultures on four different planets have mistaken Ace for the god of the sun during his travels. In these cultures, there was a documented 90% increase in female virgins willing to become a sacrifice to said god and a 95% increase in males willing to admit they were virgins to allow them to participate.
3Whiter than Chuck Norris's teeth. No. Really.
4It actually is.
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